This is actually kind of LOL-y.
World: India…what are you doing? What’s that behind your back?
India: What? That? Oh that’s nothing. ::drops satchel on the floor, tries to slide it backwards with a foot::
World: What are you hiding?
India: Hiding? Why would we be hiding anything? ::kicks satchel down the stairs to the basement::
World: I know you’re hiding something. You’re acting all suspicious.
India: Pfft. You’re crazy. ::puts big ass padlock on basement door:: Here, have some of my delicious tandoori chicken.