It’s times like this I’m glad I grew up in the 90s so I can fully appreciate this supreme level of nostalgia upchucking all over my computer screen.
“The Talk” co-host Sara Gilbert shared big news today: she’s engaged to girlfriend Linda Perry.
Gilbert, 38, told her fellow co-hosts and the audience on today’s show that Perry, 47, a singer-songwriter and former frontwoman for 4 Non Blondes, popped the question over a surprise musical picnic.
I love when somebody who knows nothing about me tries to tell me why I am the way I am. I also love that so many people think gay people are trying to destroy the institution of marriage.
And here I thought American Republicans had the monopoly on idiotic counter-arguments to gay marriage. Oscar-winning actor (and noted creepy womanizer) Jeremy Irons says same-sex marriage may lead to fathers marrying their sons for tax reasons.
Because obviously Americans ONLY enter into marriages because of love and commitment. I’ve never met two people of different sexes who have gotten married for money or celebrity or a green card. That absolutely never happens ever.
Georgia GOP Chairwoman Sue Everhart warns the Marietta Daily Journal that gay marriage is not right because same-sex couples “do not have the equipment” for a sexual relationship. She also says the whole thing is a set-up for heterosexuals who lie about their sexuality to pretend to get gay-married and collect the benefits.
I hope everyone has said their silent prayer to Gay Jesus that the face of DOMA is this sweet little old white lady and not a leather daddy with his cakes out at Folsom every year.
Why do Christians always link gay marriage with the apocalypse and the return of Jesus? Don’t you WANT Jesus to come back so you can be Raptured and spend the rest of forever eating grapes on a cloud listening to Enya?
If you really think a little sodomy and scissoring can bring Jesus back, you should be encouraging us to not only get married, but to also consummate those marriages right there on the altar to get Jesus really fired up.
Last week, Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus told America that a report would be coming out identifying the reasons they lost the election and revealing what voters really think about them.
You don’t really have to watch that if you don’t want. It is hella boring and so stuffy and dry in a way that only a clueless Republican can master. The important part is, the report is out. No surprises really: voters think think the Republican Party is full of “stuffy old men” who are “narrow minded,” “scary,” and “out of touch.” The big eyeroll is the response to the report.
Paul Ryan is *almost* ready to admit that gays are real people too.
