And this is coming straight from the mouth of an ex-gay porn star, so it must be true. He’s an expert. Joseph Sciambra is familiar with both massive amounts of anal sex and Jesus, so if he says Satan is waiting in your bootyhole, then Satan is waiting in your bootyhole.
This is where some guy takes a needle filled with some type of prescription boner booster and injects it into some other guy’s dick. The wang gets hard, the movie goes on, and everybody can get paid.
Until the guy who’s doing it becomes traumatized by the experience.
I could put up with a lil Jesus babble if the sermon ends in hot gay sex.
A Catholic priest “shocked” parents and one child at a presentation at St Mary’s School in Northern Ireland after indecent images of men appeared on screen at the beginning of his presentation, the Belfast Telegraph reports:
Father Martin McVeigh was about to host an advisory Powerpoint presentation for parents on the subject of their children’s imminent Holy Communion event last week but instead displayed shocking gay porn scenes….(cont.)
I don’t know why we’re pretending the Catholic clergy is anything but a bunch of conflicted homos who thought they could wish away their gayness by being Celibate 4 Jesus. And not even tech-savvy homos at that. I mean, who puts porn on their work computer? That is so 2005. Get with the times and spring for an external harddrive like the rest of us Smut Connoisseurs.
That awkward moment when someone sends you pictures of Detox doing porn.
