Pet peeve of the day: Gay white guys with a Shaniqua Complex.
This topic recently came up on Facebook and I thought I should dust off this old entry and remind you this shit is still not cute.
We all know them. Corny-ass gay white dudes from Nowhere, USA who think neck-swerving, lip-smacking, finger-wagging, and sass-giving is “fabulous” or entertaining.
3:14 pm • 10 January 2013 •
I really want a horse.
Not for like…actual riding or training purposes. Moreso for the picture-taking internet opportunities because there aren’t enough Fancy Gay Black Men Partaking in Dressage pictures out there in the world.
9:10 pm • 8 January 2013 •
The Church of England says gay men can be Bishops.
As long as they’re in civil partnerships. And not having any sex. So basically I think they meant lesbians.
(Well, sort of, because that Lesbian Bed Death is real and relevant in these streets/sheets.)
The Anglican Church of England last night announced that after years ofinternational debate, they will now allow gay men to become bishops. These gay men, however, must be in a civil partnership and also celibate.
“The House has confirmed that clergy in civil partnerships, and living in accordance with the teaching of the Church on human sexuality, can be considered as candidates for the episcopate,” the Bishop of Norwich, Graham James, said in a statement.
“The House believed it would be unjust to exclude from consideration for the episcopate anyone seeking to live fully in conformity with the Church’s teaching on sexual ethics or other areas of personal life and discipline.”
2:30 pm • 8 January 2013 •
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I was waiting for Azealia Banks to step in it.
Once I read that interview a few months ago where she said she lets her white friends use the n-word, I was like….”This girl is young and dumb. She’s gonna fuck it up big time and soon.”
And she did.
Granted, she was talking to Perez Hilton, so it’s kind of like….eh. But still. She’s a dummy. A 21-year-old dummy who thinks she knows everything already.
9:18 am • 5 January 2013 •
I wish I were better at running my life.
Don’t they have any life coaches for people like me? I’m not really trynna be lectured by some blah white lady who never had actual problems like paying for cute shoes AND your cell phone bill, or making sadiddy gay boys call you back to hang out.
6:21 pm • 16 December 2012 •
I was wondering why this guy stopped texting me.
We never really dated. It was more of a friends with sporadic benefits situation, but he stopped returning my texts earlier this year. I was bummed for a little while, but I got over it, considering it’s NYC and you just learn not to expect a lot out of gay 20somethings.
11:41 pm • 12 December 2012 •
John Travolta is healing the sick now. And suing his gay ex-lovers.
I’m just so ANNOYED with him! I can’t even watch Look Who’s Talking anymore because it’s so sad watching that beautiful, charming man on screen knowing he grows up to be a bitter gay closet queen in a cult.
LOOK AT THAT CHIN DIMPLE. You can eat a bowl of Apple Jacks out of that thing.
Anyway. Somebody needs to tell John that his crazy is hanging out because this whole week is not a good look.
1:30 pm • 4 December 2012 •
These two high-school boys from AZ were forced to hold hands as a punishment.
Arizona is really showing out this week.
An Arizona school district has condemned the in-school discipline at one of its high schools after two boys were forced to hold hands in front of their classmates as a punishment for fighting.
Earlier this week, the two students at Westwood High School in Mesa, Ariz., who have not been named, were faced with the prospect of either suspension from school, or sitting in chairs in the high school’s courtyard and holding hands for 15 minutes during a lunch period. They opted for the latter.
9:41 am • 4 December 2012 •