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Look at this photo.

I like how they keep changing Storm’s hair as if that’s gonna make Halle Berry into a better actress. This whole costume looks like somebody’s gramma made it in the spare room anyway. And then donated one of her wigs to complete the look.

They shoulda just gave this role to Sophie Okonedo in the first place and we wouldn’t be dealing with this foolishness.

Look at this photo.

And then she said, “Ms. Halle? This is how you really pose’ta wear this dress.”

I’m pretty sure Meryl Streep doesn’t even want anymore Oscars.

Look at these phrases:

Oscar-winning actress Anne Hathaway.
Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson.
Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry.
Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock.

Meryl is somewhere chillin like “please don’t associate me with those basic bitches.”

Halle Berry’s new boo Chris-Brown’ed her old one.

Note to Gabriel Aubry:

If you can’t fight, don’t take a swing at someone unless you’re certain they can’t either.

Really Awful Things #4

Storm’s accent and wig situation in the first X-Men movie.

Look at this photo.

I watched BAPS today. On Youtube. All 10 parts.

No shame.

Question of the Day: Is Halle Berry a Doormat? Or Batshit Crazy?

So let’s talk about this big nasty Halle Berry/Gabriel Aubry situation.

Halle/Gabriel

Oh, before we start: Halle, that side ponytail is not your look. You really should stick to Boomerang-era shortness with all that cheekbone action.

But back to what’s really real.

Halle and Gabriel are on every newsstand right now. She’s pullin out of movies to fight for her baby, he’s callin her the N-WORD(!!!) and it’s just a big huge mess. Let’s backtrack though and I’ma tell you why I’m not convinced Halle is totally innocent here.