Jimmy Kimmel: I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy again.
These kids are TURRABLE! They all need an asswhoopin. I’m pretty sure the hellion at 1:50 is Chris Brown.
I know you can’t grade parents or anything because all children are different…but those last few parents get an A! (The rest of them are raising future Obnoxious Adults.)
I’m going as Gabby Douglas to this Halloween party some folks I do a bit of writing for are throwing, but I’m not really sure what to do with this whole crotch situation in this leotard. Do I brazen it out like HEY LOOK AT MY WANG or am I supposed to tuck? I don’t know how that works. I don’t know where the balls go and that whole process sounds uncomfortable.
So this whole thing is basically improv and it is hilarious because they just can’t keep it together. Who’s idea was this and how did it come up in discussion?
Fred: So, K-dawg. I’m just gonna riff off the top of my head and you try to keep up. Kristen: Keep up? Fred: Yeah. You try to say what I say as I say it. Kristen: 0.o? Fred: It’ll be funny, I promise.
Look at this photo.
