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Look at this photo.

All that glitters is not gold and all that’s skinny is not fit.

Somebody needs to give her a sandwich and a treadmill. Ain’t nobody trynna get it in with some bones wrapped up in a waterbed.

6:09 pm • 18 April 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
| models| health|

JSYK: Newborns can get herpes if you circumcise them and put your mouth on it.

I’m all for religious freedoms but I really need to take the time to research why this even exists. And to find out why people are still fighting so hard for the freedom to let old Jewish men put their mouths on freshly snipped baby peens.

I finally understand what a period is.

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

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Thank you, tumblr.

Now I’m off to go celebrate not having a uterus.

(Source: robotsquid, via notesonascandal)

3:49 pm • 22 March 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
| women| health| lol|

Let me tell you why there is no male birth control pill.

Because WOMEN, not men, physically have the actual baby. The End.

This is how a doctor makes a penis out of your arm.

Not that I ever ate Swiss Rolls anyway, because pre-packaged baked goods make me poot, but now everytime I go to the bodega for a sandwich, I will glance at the Swiss Rolls and think “penis.” I guess it’s not that much different from being in junior high when every cylindrical object made me think “penis” but I digress.

Andrew Wardle was born without a penis and now he’s finally gonna get one.

Attn Gays: Condoms don’t protect you from meningitis.

Every few months or so, Grindr Culture introduces something new to the gay hookup scene in NYC and it’s never good. This time, it’s meningitis, and you should probably go get vaccinated.

If your arms look like tennis rackets, that is not sexy.

This…

…is a mess. I saw this guy on The Doctors a couple of days ago and I’m still stuck on pause. They were all fawning over this guy like his arms were so cool and “sexy” and I’m like, what planet is this? How is his bicep the size of my whole body…but we have the same forearm???

America is Number One again! Three cheers!

Well, twelve cheers actually. As NBC so kindly taught me today, of the world’s developed countries, America ranks #1 in the following:

infant mortality
criminal injury
homicide
teen pregancy
sexually transmitted diseases
AIDS
drug abuse
obesity
diabetes
heart disease
lung disease
disabilities

I’m not being unpatriotic or Anti-American or anything…I’m just saying all of this pride that we’re the best country in the world is kind of delusional.

Let’s look at some things America thinks they’re really good at.