rafi-dangelo

Today in homophobic nutjobs: Gay news sites make kids gay.

Well, I’ll be. Who knew researching gay issues could turn you into a heathenous sodomite? I’m kind of a gay news site sometimes. I’m gay…and I talk about news…I must be turning kids gay! Seeing as how that is the sole purpose of the Homosexual Agenda, to turn all of America’s children into homosexual deviants, I suppose I’m doing my part for the cause. Where are my gay rewards? Where is my box set of Cher’s greatest hits? Is my Bedazzler and 1,000 piece rhinestone set in the mail? Why isn’t Zac Efron sitting on my face?

Or, maybe Linda Harvey has her shit all all wrong — as usual — and is randomly spouting hate because she hates her life and she can’t lose those pesky five pounds and all of her bundt cakes come out wopsided.

Rambling Wednesdays: Anti-gay bigots are STILL obsessed with gay sex.

When I don’t like something, I don’t talk about it.

Wait, scratch that, because I talk about Rihanna like every five minutes, so I’ll rephrase.

When something disgusts me, I don’t talk about it. Like……..spacedocking. Don’t look that up. But if you do look it up, do you now want to sit and have a conversation about it? Or would you like to forget that it ever existed and pretend nobody would ever do that?

This is the angle I would think anti-gay conservatives would take toward the whole gay marriage thing. OK, so you’re a bigot, and your version of White Republican Jesus says gay people will burn in hell and society will crumble because two men are getting married. Why would you spend all that time talking about gay SEX instead of gay MARRIAGE?

The NFL wants to know if Manti Te’o is gay, proving that stupidity and homophobia are still BFFs.

Please go ask your straight guy friends which matters more: a gay player in the lockerroom or a player who is clearly stupid and a creepy, opportunistic liar whose morals are clearly questionable.

The NFL Combine is kind of like boot-camp for future pro-football players. Every February, college players fly out to Indiana and jump through a bunch of hoops for NFL coaches to prove how fit and bright they are. NBC Sports pundit Mike Florio has been there on the ground and the secret word on the street is “Is Manti Te’o gay?”

Michelle Obama is fat and queers are an abomination.

Bob Grisham is a football coach at an Alabama high school and he hates queers and Michelle Obama. Let me go put on my shocked face.

I was waiting for Azealia Banks to step in it.

Once I read that interview a few months ago where she said she lets her white friends use the n-word, I was like….”This girl is young and dumb. She’s gonna fuck it up big time and soon.”

And she did.

Granted, she was talking to Perez Hilton, so it’s kind of like….eh. But still. She’s a dummy. A 21-year-old dummy who thinks she knows everything already.

Fantasia is being kind of anti-gay on the Internets.

I guess somebody taught her how to read. So, like all of the other semi-literates of the world, she’s on Instagram expressing herself.

(source)

I think that’s some kind of interpretive dance pose of bigotry draped in hypocrisy bathed in the light of bad grammar and misspellings.

These two high-school boys from AZ were forced to hold hands as a punishment.

Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.

Arizona is really showing out this week.

An Arizona school district has condemned the in-school discipline at one of its high schools after two boys were forced to hold hands in front of their classmates as a punishment for fighting.

Earlier this week, the two students at Westwood High School in Mesa, Ariz., who have not been named, were faced with the prospect of either suspension from school, or sitting in chairs in the high school’s courtyard and holding hands for 15 minutes during a lunch period. They opted for the latter.

Look at this photo.

It’s so disappointing when someone you like doesn’t realize the power of words, be it their own words or the words of their friends. I’m not saying all of my friends need to be gay rights crusaders, but come on. Regardless of what “Elmo” did, you’re condoning hatespeech. And not just that, but one of the “likes” is yours.

Let’s say one of your white friends posted the same exact status, and one of his white friends replied “destroyed by niggers.” How do you feel about your friend, seeing that he not only allows it to happen but also approves?

Oh well.