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Look at these photos.

So that’s what Kate Upton looks like with her clothes on?

Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat day in the morning!!!! (Translation for non-Southerners: She looks really nice.)

I love girls who look like boys.

Meet my new ~~husband~~…wait…~~wife~~…wait…huswife, Casey Legler.

(source)

She’s a 6’2 model signed to Ford exclusively with their male models division.

Lemme tell you a story.

Courtney Stodden just turned 18.

And the porn studios are already sniffing around.

Now that she’s “legal” — at least 4 porno companies are hoping she puts her money (and a whole lot more) where her mouth is … offering her lucrative XXX contracts.

Anonymous asked: I liked your post on the olympics, but let's be real here: Jordyn Wieber is most definitely the hottest girl in the olympics. She is fucking hot as hell.

Wait. Are you serious?

Exhibit A: Fatima Moreira de Melo, field hockey, Netherlands

Exhibit B: Leryn Franco, javelin, Paraguay

Exhibit C: Josefine Oqvist, soccer, Sweden

You must be on Jordyn’s PR team or something cause um…yeah.

Look at this photo.

This is Miss Jones. We never see each other because she lives in Brooklyn and I cannot stress to you how, even living in the same city, some places are just so far.

But last night, I was out on a date in the East Village, and my dude goes “That black girl has a nice body.” I turned around to look, and it was Miss Jones herself, on the corner with her man and a lesbian I didn’t know, looking extra fly and better than everyone around us.

(So of course we had a loud black people moment and started screaming in the intersection.)

To everyone taking shots at Jenny McCarthy for posing in Playboy again, I have one question:

Have you SEEN Jenny McCarthy lately???

If I looked like that, I wouldn’t own clothes. Two pasties and some dental floss and I would be go to go.

This is what The Superficial had to say:

Like most scientists, Jenny McCarthy just wants the respect of her peers and to be acknowledged for her tireless research in the field of medical science. Which explains why she agreed to show her tits for money in the July issue of Playboy like the reputable academic she is. Also, everyone knows posing for Penthouse is how you catch autism, and seriously, fuck that.

#BitchPlease

Don’t be salty cause you ugly.

Regardless of how you feel about Jenny and her acting skills or her (misplaced) activism, that trick looks good naked. And she’s BEEN looking good naked for twenty whole years now. Look at all these pictures from her past Playboy shoots, and I dare you to talk smack.

I went to a tranny strip show on Friday thrown by a Kim Kardashian lookalike.

And it was called Tranny Strip. Nice name, huh. Obviously they wanted you to know exactly what the deal was before you paid that $25 cover. One thing is for damn sure though…the host, Ashley Sky, is gorgeous.

Let me tell you some things.

Look at this photo.

Danai Gurira, “Michonne” The Walking Dead

I’m so glad they didn’t go with a known actress for this. I don’t need to see Michonne slicing folks in half and thinking about some Tyler Perry movie she was in.