I have the most awkward, confusing boner right now! I didn’t even know “must be able to French braid” was necessary, but now I have to add it to my husband application. Chris Pratt just braided an intern’s hair while talking about Jurassic Park on Entertainment Tonight and now there’s a new genre of porn I need to create featuring buff white men playing with hair.
Tom Daley tops the list of Attitude's 100 Sexiest Men for the second year in a row. I'm not sure what the criteria was exactly, but I'm in a good mood this morning so won't be too shadeful. I also wouldn't kick him out of
bed a backroom at an unseemly gay bar, so this cover can stay.
Go ahead and thirstfollow. I know what time it is.
I’m old enough to remember that time before broadband when gay porn clips were 3 seconds long and took five hours to download.
Thank god for wrestlers, men on underwear packages at Target, and the ever-elusive surprise penis glimpse on Skinemax.
…vaguely ethnic bronze guys with light-colored eyes had a really good day on the Internet.
But somewhere, we all know Jesse Williams is chuckling to himself…
…these bitches is my sons.
Jesus be a parole hearing and a prison commissary donation!!!
Ladies love this convicted felon’s mug shot
Meet Jeremy Meeks. He’s a 30-year-old convicted felon who was arrested Wednesday on felony weapons charges during a sweep in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, according to Stockton police.
He’s also arguably the most popular convict ever to grace the Stockton Police Department Facebook page.
Meeks’ mug shot generated more than 2,400 comments between Wednesday night and Thursday morning, many from women claiming to admire his good looks.
These are the felonies and misdemeanors which make someone unsuitable to get in these draws:
Unlawful possession of a weapon is not on that list. Is he going to jail? Is that the only way we can be together? Orange is the new baby blues? Do I commit some kind of crime and convince him that I need to be his prison bitch? Is that how this works? I’m not used to dealing with Trade. I like my men nice-smelling and Madonna-worshiping. Y’all need to teach me what to do with a man like that so I don’t hurt myself.
Or maybe that’s part of the draw? My panties are just so confused right now.