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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Look at this photo. Jared Leto?  Is that *all* you?

During a 30 Seconds To Mars concert, Jared grabbed his Gladiator in a defiant show worthy of a 300 sequel. (300 Inches, maybe.)
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If this is another Idris Elba “that’s just a mic wire” situation I might jump off a cliff because you KNOW how I feel about homeless looking white men with beautiful hair.  
Is that all him?  I know I must know somebody who at LEAST knows somebody who has slept with Jared Leto and can confirm or deny.  
Is that all him?  Y’all know I’m trying to be a bottom by 2015 and this might be the inspiration I need to really become an overachiever.
Is that all him?  I’m the last reasonably cool person with taste who still listens to 30 Seconds to Mars semi-regularly because it just keeps me that much closer to Jesus Jared Leto.
Is that all him?  I’m not breathing correctly.

Jared Leto?  Is that *all* you?

During a 30 Seconds To Mars concert, Jared grabbed his Gladiator in a defiant show worthy of a 300 sequel. (300 Inches, maybe.)

(source)

If this is another Idris Elba “that’s just a mic wire” situation I might jump off a cliff because you KNOW how I feel about homeless looking white men with beautiful hair.  

Is that all him?  I know I must know somebody who at LEAST knows somebody who has slept with Jared Leto and can confirm or deny.  

Is that all him?  Y’all know I’m trying to be a bottom by 2015 and this might be the inspiration I need to really become an overachiever.

Is that all him?  I’m the last reasonably cool person with taste who still listens to 30 Seconds to Mars semi-regularly because it just keeps me that much closer to Jesus Jared Leto.

Is that all him?  I’m not breathing correctly.

5:02 pm  •  11 September 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at these photos.

Y’all ever see dudes and get really sad because A) That’s not your man and B) That won’t ever be your man?  I would probably even let him say offensive things to me like “stop listening to *NSYNC” and “do you want to come to the gym with me?”  

(Source: thefineside, via sexyassblackmen)

5:58 pm  •  10 August 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Morning Wood: yourlittlebear

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11:19 am  •  4 August 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     I need Chris Pratt to braid my hair.

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I have the most awkward, confusing boner right now!  I didn’t even know “must be able to French braid” was necessary, but now I have to add it to my husband application.  Chris Pratt just braided an intern’s hair while talking about Jurassic Park on Entertainment Tonight and now there’s a new genre of porn I need to create featuring buff white men playing with hair.

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1:27 pm  •  24 July 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Morning Wood: Tom Daley’s Attitude cover.

Tom Daley tops the list of Attitude's 100 Sexiest Men for the second year in a row.  I'm not sure what the criteria was exactly, but I'm in a good mood this morning so won't be too shadeful.  I also wouldn't kick him out of bed a backroom at an unseemly gay bar, so this cover can stay.

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9:59 am  •  17 July 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. Husband material from every conceivable angle dontdoitfrankie.
Go ahead and thirstfollow.  I know what time it is.

Husband material from every conceivable angle dontdoitfrankie.

Go ahead and thirstfollow.  I know what time it is.

(Source: dontdoitfrankie)

5:49 pm  •  15 July 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Today in Sports or Foreplay?

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I’m old enough to remember that time before broadband when gay porn clips were 3 seconds long and took five hours to download.

Thank god for wrestlers, men on underwear packages at Target, and the ever-elusive surprise penis glimpse on Skinemax.

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2:00 pm  •  26 June 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Between Alexander are-those-dreads-or-twists Masson and Jeremy can-I-post-your-bail Meeks…

…vaguely ethnic bronze guys with light-colored eyes had a really good day on the Internet.

But somewhere, we all know Jesse Williams is chuckling to himself…

…these bitches is my sons.

9:32 pm  •  19 June 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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