Morning Wood: Tom Daley’s Attitude cover.
Tom Daley tops the list of Attitude's 100 Sexiest Men for the second year in a row. I'm not sure what the criteria was exactly, but I'm in a good mood this morning so won't be too shadeful. I also wouldn't kick him out of
bed a backroom at an unseemly gay bar, so this cover can stay.
9:59 am • 17 July 2014 •
Today in Sports or Foreplay?
I’m old enough to remember that time before broadband when gay porn clips were 3 seconds long and took five hours to download.
Thank god for wrestlers, men on underwear packages at Target, and the ever-elusive surprise penis glimpse on Skinemax.
(Source: hotfighters, via e-sigh)
2:00 pm • 26 June 2014 •
sports or foreplay|
Between Alexander are-those-dreads-or-twists Masson and Jeremy can-I-post-your-bail Meeks…
…vaguely ethnic bronze guys with light-colored eyes had a really good day on the Internet.
But somewhere, we all know Jesse Williams is chuckling to himself…
…these bitches is my sons.
9:32 pm • 19 June 2014 •
Filed Under: Felons to F—-
Jesus be a parole hearing and a prison commissary donation!!!
Ladies love this convicted felon’s mug shot
Meet Jeremy Meeks. He’s a 30-year-old convicted felon who was arrested Wednesday on felony weapons charges during a sweep in the Weston Ranch area of Stockton, according to Stockton police.
He’s also arguably the most popular convict ever to grace the Stockton Police Department Facebook page.
Meeks’ mug shot generated more than 2,400 comments between Wednesday night and Thursday morning, many from women claiming to admire his good looks.
These are the felonies and misdemeanors which make someone unsuitable to get in these draws:
- 1st & 2nd degree murder
- Child abuse
- Assault with a deadly weapon
Unlawful possession of a weapon is not on that list. Is he going to jail? Is that the only way we can be together? Orange is the new baby blues? Do I commit some kind of crime and convince him that I need to be his prison bitch? Is that how this works? I’m not used to dealing with Trade. I like my men nice-smelling and Madonna-worshiping. Y’all need to teach me what to do with a man like that so I don’t hurt myself.
Or maybe that’s part of the draw? My panties are just so confused right now.
3:35 pm • 19 June 2014 •
Look at this photo.
Somebody reading this right now knows who this man is, so I need you to collect him and bring him to me please.
My birthday is in two months. Make it happen.
Back in the day when I wanted dreads, this is how I always envisioned my life. My mom took me to a salon to get my hair twisted so it could start to lock, but I washed it out 3 days later because I couldn’t handle that kind of permanent commitment. Plus, me with dreads is dangerous. I already unknowingly smack people in the face with my ponytail when I’m trying to get my life in close quarters. If it was loc’d up, somebody would get a concussion…
3:26 pm • 12 June 2014 •
Now sissy that walk.
I just lost about 10 minutes of my life watching this gif.
Then I lost another 10 minutes of my life reflecting on my Fridays at work and how — when they’re slow — all I wanna do is look at butts on tumblr.
1:37 pm • 6 June 2014 •
Midday Cake Break.
So much ass on my dashboard today. #NotMad #NotMadAtAll
Just what I needed to get through this Friday.
12:01 pm • 23 May 2014 •