Look at this photo.
Jared Leto? Is that *all* you?
During a 30 Seconds To Mars concert, Jared grabbed his Gladiator in a defiant show worthy of a 300 sequel. (300 Inches, maybe.)
If this is another Idris Elba “that’s just a mic wire” situation I might jump off a cliff because you KNOW how I feel about homeless looking white men with beautiful hair.
Is that all him? I know I must know somebody who at LEAST knows somebody who has slept with Jared Leto and can confirm or deny.
Is that all him? Y’all know I’m trying to be a bottom by 2015 and this might be the inspiration I need to really become an overachiever.
Is that all him? I’m the last reasonably cool person with taste who still listens to 30 Seconds to Mars semi-regularly because it just keeps me that much closer to
Jesus Jared Leto.
Is that all him? I’m not breathing correctly.
5:02 pm • 11 September 2014 •
30 seconds to mars|
Look at these photos.
Y’all ever see dudes and get really sad because A) That’s not your man and B) That won’t ever be your man? I would probably even let him say offensive things to me like “stop listening to *NSYNC” and “do you want to come to the gym with me?”
(Source: thefineside, via sexyassblackmen)
5:58 pm • 10 August 2014 •
I need Chris Pratt to braid my hair.
I have the most awkward, confusing boner right now! I didn’t even know “must be able to French braid” was necessary, but now I have to add it to my husband application. Chris Pratt just braided an intern’s hair while talking about Jurassic Park on Entertainment Tonight and now there’s a new genre of porn I need to create featuring buff white men playing with hair.
1:27 pm • 24 July 2014 •
Morning Wood: Tom Daley’s Attitude cover.
Tom Daley tops the list of Attitude's 100 Sexiest Men for the second year in a row. I'm not sure what the criteria was exactly, but I'm in a good mood this morning so won't be too shadeful. I also wouldn't kick him out of
bed a backroom at an unseemly gay bar, so this cover can stay.
9:59 am • 17 July 2014 •
Today in Sports or Foreplay?
I’m old enough to remember that time before broadband when gay porn clips were 3 seconds long and took five hours to download.
Thank god for wrestlers, men on underwear packages at Target, and the ever-elusive surprise penis glimpse on Skinemax.
(Source: hotfighters, via e-sigh)
2:00 pm • 26 June 2014 •
sports or foreplay|
Between Alexander are-those-dreads-or-twists Masson and Jeremy can-I-post-your-bail Meeks…
…vaguely ethnic bronze guys with light-colored eyes had a really good day on the Internet.
But somewhere, we all know Jesse Williams is chuckling to himself…
…these bitches is my sons.
9:32 pm • 19 June 2014 •