I’ll admit…I’ve been off my game lately. Years ago, it was so easy to watch the news and just KNOW when black people were acting a fool or when white people were acting batshit crazy.
“And now we go to the east side where Jeanette Lewis is on the scene of a recent robbery at McDonald’s”……………..Black People Crime.
“A horrifying tale out of Tulsa where a woman has been found, dismembered and frozen, in the freezer of a local insurance salesman”…………White People Crime.
But then white women started throwing tables on Reality TV and black people started stripping down butt naked on the freeway and eating Homeless Faces and I got all confused. This one though—THIS ONE—I know I got right: Some fool-ass kid got 2nd degree burns from letting his friends press salt and ice on his back. Y’all, this picture is nasty. Don’t click while you’re eating, especially if you’re eating bacon…