All you little heffahs sending me hate mail because I can’t stand Justin Timberlake can eat my whole dick. I knew that douchewang was a dirty rotten little rat and his friend just proved it.
Justin Timberlake’s $6.5 Million Italian Wedding Featured a Video of Sad L.A. Vagrants Wishing Him Well
After the guests at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding were whisked to southern Italy via private jet last week, they were greeted by a video produced by Timberlake’s longtime pal, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel. The video had a gag: Huchel hit the streets of Los Angeles and asked a bunch of homeless people, street musicians, and transexuals to wish the multimillionaire newlyweds well. Funny, funny stuff.
So I heard they were getting married and I didn’t say anything. Then I heard they got married and I didn’t say anything. And now the details are coming out and I might as well say something. This will be irrational and not make sense and be full of haterade and race bating-ness, but he is so annoying and I don’t even like him so I can say what I want.
Dolly Parton = Dollisha Parton Jackson Gwen Stefani = Gwen Stevenson Miley Cyrus = Imani Cy’Rus Brown Katy Perry = Catherine “Baybay” Perry Barbra Streisand = Brenda Stroud Cher = Share Ellen Degeneres = Evelyn D. Greene Sandra Bullock = Sandra Bullock Shania Twain = Shayna Thompson Christina Aguilera = Krystal Aquanetta Cunningham Jessica Biel = J’Seneca Bennett Julia Roberts = Roberta Jaleesa Parker Britney Spears = Berneice “Niecey” Stringfellow
Jimmy Kimmel spoofs Workout Videos with Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt and Lindsay Lohan.
Good for a smile or two.
I just think it’s cute when random celebrities get together and have fun. I don’t care about the money or awards or anything…I just want to be able to make silly videos with John Stamos, Wanda Sykes Hall, Paula Abdul, Chad Ochocinco, Barbara Walters, Channing Tatum, and Alex Guarnaschelli.