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Some of this is really surprising. I for one am just floored that Chris Brown wasn’t even in the top 10. That just goes to show you the power of a few chickenheads on Twitter being fervently #TeamBreezy and putting up with his ridiculousness.

I agree with most of this, even though the order is all wrong.

Look at this photo.

I’m really embarrassed John Mayer is showing up on this, even for just one song.

:-(

But it was “3 x 5” and that song always reminds me of working in Gap Kids way back when, and having random white ladies tell me how their little girl can only wear dresses right now because she has a rash on her hoonanny.

Weekly Charts.

Taylor Swift must have kryptonite in her coochie.

That’s my only explanation for why anybody would date Taylor Swift, let alone handsome, famous, rich, seemingly sane men.

She looks like a horse.
She’s annoying.
She’s built like a broomstick.
She will write a song about you after you break up.

But mostly. She’s built like a broomstick. She’s about as curvy as a stretch of Nebraska interstate. She’s got about as much sex appeal as a Swiffer. Not even a wet jet. The regular, dry, super boring Swiffer.

And now she’s climbing up this tree:

I can’t deal with sensitive Bro Music.

That would be:

John Mayer
Dave Matthews Band
Jason Mraz
Jack Johnson
anything a white frat boy puts on during a romantic night at home with a brunette (obviously, if she were blonde, it would just be regular Bro Music)