I’m just so ANNOYED with him!  I can’t even watch Look Who’s Talking anymore because it’s so sad watching that beautiful, charming man on screen knowing he grows up to be a bitter gay closet queen in a cult.

Ugh.

LOOK AT THAT CHIN DIMPLE.  You can eat a bowl of Apple Jacks out of that thing.

Anyway.  Somebody needs to tell John that his crazy is hanging out because this whole week is not a good look.

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1:30 pm  •  4 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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She randomly called for John Travolta to come out of the closet.  She must’ve forgotten how tenuous her role in Hollywood was.  She might be lite-brite-almost-white and semi-successfully locking down all these roles clearly written for white women who listen to Regina Spektor…but she is still a colored lady.  Watch.  She’s gonna be playing a maid in her next movie. 

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1:33 pm  •  13 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I’m pretty sure that’s in Gay Internet Inches though, so it’s probably more like six.  Either way, he allegedly tickled some balls and started whacking it in front of a masseur and the accuser says Travolta is packing 8 inches surrounded by pubic hair that is “wiry and unkempt.”

Well.  John started going bald a long time ago so I guess he wanted to keep some hair somewhere. :-/

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12:13 am  •  8 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I realized yesterday what I’m really looking for in a husband is John Travolta from Look Who’s Talking.  Not the way he is now, but the sexy, not-balding, non-scientologist, good with kids, goofball version.  And then make him gay and I’m all set.

Note to Santa: Please deliver on or before Christmas.

Note to self: LOL @ “make him gay.”  My bad.  Nature took care of that.  Where is my mind?

9:05 pm  •  29 August 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I’ma just go ahead and say it: I’m officially over Lindsay Lohan.  I tried SO HARD to be Team LiLo but if she’s not putting in any effort, why should I?  Some probation reports just came out that say Lindsay tested positive for booze a month after she got released from rehab earlier this year.  

(I wonder if she really believes we think that’s only Red Bull in that can…)

We all like a little sauce every now and then, but if you know you’re gonna be tested for shit, and you still can’t stay away??? Ma’am, that means you have a problem!  Yes, your problem is way bigger than mine.  I’m allowed to boozily pass out on a bench on the subway platform at 4:30AM on Tuesday morning…because I’m not being tested for anything.  I caused no problems, broke no laws, and kept my life together.  Lindsay, you didn’t so you are not allowed my same types of Drunk Freedoms.

Get it together.

Sidenote: the article I got this probation scoop from reports that Lindsay is indeed cast in the new Gotti movie as Victoria.  Just last week I read a different article that says Travolta’s wife is playing Victoria (and Travolta’s daughter is gonna play Gotti’s daughter Angel).  Regardless of the fact that the whole Travolta family is playing the whole Gotti family and that sounds boring as blazes, I need a clear report on this.

Is Lindsay in or out?

11:00 pm  •  11 May 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Not even 12 hours after I read that Lindsay Lohan had indeed been cast as Victoria Gotti opposite John Travolta as John Gotti, a role that could’ve given her a new career in Hollywood, the producer comes out with some naaaah, that bitch is ridiculous.

Executive producer Marc Fiore tells TMZ … he has ended negotiations with Lindsay’s team because, “It just didn’t work for me.”  Sources involved on both sides tell TMZ … money was an issue, but the various demands of her management team just got out of control.

Fiore wanted Lindsay to play Victoria Gotti, but says “I will only ride a merry-go-round with my kids,” suggesting Lindsay’s team was just too tough to deal with.

Really Lindsay?  You think you got room to just have demands like a regular actress?  It’s like when your cousin goes to jail on a minor possession charge and can’t get a job when he comes out of the clink even though it was just a misdemeanor?  So you get him employed in the shipping department at your job and then he’s late everyday and calls in sick randomly on a busy Saturday afternoon?

LINDSAY YOU ARE THAT DUDE!  Stoppit!  And have some class, ma’am.

I like how she showed up to the press conference for the movie when she didn’t even have the part.  But then she got the part and I was all “damn, I like your style, just bulldoze your way in.”  And now this foolishness.  I’m so mad with her.  I don’t know how much longer I can stay Team LiLo.  I might have to pick a new Tragic White Girl Celebrity to follow.  Britney is too tragic for serious consideration.  Perhaps Christina…lemme go see what she’s up to…

(Source: tmz.com)

4:41 pm  •  22 April 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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