Why is Justin Timberlake the new creative director of a shitty beer? What does the creative director for a shitty beer even do? What is that job description like? And why is he releasing shitty statements like this:
Bud Light Platinum brings a refined, discerning aesthetic to beer that plays well with what I’m doing. I’m looking forward to not only being a part of the creative process, but in bringing other talented musicians to the forefront as well.
He was halfway on the mark. Bud Light Platinum is watered down pisswater that makes me itch, just like his watered down pisswater R&B. Still, this isn’t even the most head-scratching celebrity endorsement in recent memory. Here are some other folks who didn’t have enough bags of money and slapped their name on random things to make some more bags.
sparkle-suds asked: I can't believe I haven't seen anything from you on the new Justin Timberlake/Jay-Z track! I know you're not big on JT, but I'm dying to know what you think of the song.
I keep hearing that song on the radio down here. I’m just so medium on JT. I don’t get the appeal. If we’re all about “Oo White Man’s Falsetto!” Robin Thicke should be way more famous. That song is so boring and he doesn’t even sound good singing it.
That’s right, Justin. Know your place. You are indeed the Fonzworth Bentley of this whole situation. Just be thankful Jay isn’t making you carry his bag as you strive diligently to keep the rain safely away from His Royal Jigganess.
He’s such a clown. He’s always giving me “Look, you guyz! I’m cool now! Negroes like me!”
All you little heffahs sending me hate mail because I can’t stand Justin Timberlake can eat my whole dick. I knew that douchewang was a dirty rotten little rat and his friend just proved it.
Justin Timberlake’s $6.5 Million Italian Wedding Featured a Video of Sad L.A. Vagrants Wishing Him Well
After the guests at Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s wedding were whisked to southern Italy via private jet last week, they were greeted by a video produced by Timberlake’s longtime pal, L.A. real estate agent Justin Huchel. The video had a gag: Huchel hit the streets of Los Angeles and asked a bunch of homeless people, street musicians, and transexuals to wish the multimillionaire newlyweds well. Funny, funny stuff.