Kanye: Kim is the “ideal celebrity.”
The countdown to Kimye’s divorce is officially underway.
I’m going to be generous and say this isn’t another Kris Humphries two-month situation because Kim & Kanye are both very much into being married to extremely famous people. And Kanye made sure to cement that notion with a 20-minute speech at his wedding this past weekend.
12:00 pm • 27 May 2014 •
Kim Kardashian has a black baby now so race is “everyone’s problem.”
Kim Kardashian took time out of her busy schedule raising a baby we never see and following around an angry egoist we’re tired of seeing to write a “blog” about racism. I won’t say anything else. I’ll let you read it first.
12:00 pm • 8 May 2014 •
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4:01 pm • 30 March 2014 •
Watch this video.
Kanye West, Nia Long, and Tracee Ellis Ross from “Touch the Sky”
How prophetic was this, right? Kanye basically twice endorsed the whole Success = Grab A White Girl trope, but people act like his women haven’t been getting progressively whiter as his bank account got larger. If he doesn’t marry Kim (or at least convince her to make her hair blonde permanently) he’ll probably grab an Olsen the next time out the gate.
And y’all ride for this cat, talmbout “New Slaves” and Kanye is an inspiration. Dude been rapping about himself since 2006, selling a little piece of himself with each passing phase. Y’all can keep this corny bigmouth. I’ma keep riding with Nas.
(Source: kristenwiiggle, via surpriseofmoderntimes)
6:01 pm • 16 March 2014 •
tracee ellis ross|
touch the sky|
Look at this photo.
It’s almost like Kim is reading the captions before they happened.
To be clear, I don’t care that Kim has a sex tape and homegirl is actually really good at taking the D. I’m just saying if Beyonce had a sex tape it would say “one sex tape….and seventeen Grammys" OK? I’d have more use for Kim if she’d just keep on making sex tapes TBH. At least that’s a service the public can use instead of pawning her big obnoxious family on us and pretending any of them are interesting.
More Kim’s Vagina please. Less everything else Kardashian.
3:01 pm • 20 February 2014 •