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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.



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     Top Stories: March 23 - 29
  • Shape magazine put Naomi Campbell on the cover, but they made her beige. [GO]
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  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin broke up, but Beyonce is really what matters here. [GO]

  • Oil spills happen regularly in the US, but we still refuse to reduce our independence on fossil fuels. [GO]

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4:01 pm  •  30 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin broke up, so let’s talk about Beyonce.

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Just so y’all know, that is literally the only time Mrs. Carter has laid her head upon the shoulder of another man who made it out of the situation alive.  

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2:00 pm  •  26 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Kim Kardashian got her Vogue cover after all.

I don’t even have any words for this.

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3:00 pm  •  21 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Watch this video.

Kanye West, Nia Long, and Tracee Ellis Ross from “Touch the Sky”

How prophetic was this, right?  Kanye basically twice endorsed the whole Success = Grab A White Girl trope, but people act like his women haven’t been getting progressively whiter as his bank account got larger.  If he doesn’t marry Kim (or at least convince her to make her hair blonde permanently) he’ll probably grab an Olsen the next time out the gate.

And y’all ride for this cat, talmbout “New Slaves” and Kanye is an inspiration.  Dude been rapping about himself since 2006, selling a little piece of himself with each passing phase.  Y’all can keep this corny bigmouth.  I’ma keep riding with Nas.

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via surpriseofmoderntimes)

6:01 pm  •  16 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. It’s almost like Kim is reading the captions before they happened.
To be clear, I don’t care that Kim has a sex tape and homegirl is actually really good at taking the D.  I’m just saying if Beyonce had a sex tape it would say “one sex tape….and seventeen Grammys" OK?  I’d have more use for Kim if she’d just keep on making sex tapes TBH.  At least that’s a service the public can use instead of pawning her big obnoxious family on us and pretending any of them are interesting.  
More Kim’s Vagina please.  Less everything else Kardashian.

It’s almost like Kim is reading the captions before they happened.

To be clear, I don’t care that Kim has a sex tape and homegirl is actually really good at taking the D.  I’m just saying if Beyonce had a sex tape it would say “one sex tape….and seventeen Grammys" OK?  I’d have more use for Kim if she’d just keep on making sex tapes TBH.  At least that’s a service the public can use instead of pawning her big obnoxious family on us and pretending any of them are interesting.  

More Kim’s Vagina please.  Less everything else Kardashian.

(Source: iamthelastlaw)

3:01 pm  •  20 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Will Kim Kardashian finally get her Vogue cover?

On Super Bowl Sunday, Jezebel told the Internet a source had inside information that Kim Kardashian was shooting a Vogue cover that evening.  I missed that.  I was really drunk.  I finally got wind of that this morning on Facebook right before I had to leave for the office, and my whole commute was jacked up.

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2:00 pm  •  4 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Sunday afternoon, I ran into Kimye at the movies.

Sorry for the Kimye overload, but I totally forgot to tell y’all how I ran into America’s Most Beloved Couple at the movies on Sunday.

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2:00 pm  •  26 November 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Look at this photo. My 5,000th post was Kimye related.
I’ll just be over here in fetal position, rocking back and forth while contemplating what I’m doing with my life.

My 5,000th post was Kimye related.

I’ll just be over here in fetal position, rocking back and forth while contemplating what I’m doing with my life.

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2:18 pm  •  25 November 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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