In this instance, a very small person in Kentucky killed another small person, using a gun that doesn’t kill people. Because people kill people, not guns. Not even the gun that was used in this murder, a gun that was made for children. Because America makes rifles for children.
My sincerest apologies for only commenting on the 4 and 6 year olds who shot people this weekend. I glossed over this other story from Tennessee and assumed it was a duplicate until I paid closer attention to the age.
Two. Two years old and accidentally shot his mother in the stomach. This is what casual, civilian gun ownership looks like.
Or is there still debate? Are you automatically a horribly abusive barbarian if you’re not anti-corporal punishment? Because I still plan on spanking my kids…mostly because I got spanked and I came out a-mah-zing. (Just trying to throw out Happy Endings references whenever I can since they are forever trying to cancel the best show on television.)
I think it’s real cute that Beyonce was out in Brooklyn for brunch with her baby, but that is a lonnnnnnnnnnnnng 14-month-old child! Am I just out of touch with how big children are? Because that baby looks like she should be in kindergarten stealing the other kids’ Dunkaroos.
These are the most popular baby names of 2012 by state.
