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SNL: Thanksgiving with the Vogelchecks

More awkward gay kissing from the First Family of Saliva.

That’s not important.

What’s important is, my husband showed up at the end and I made a mess on myself. :-/

How much jealous rage do I have for Jason Segel right now. The only reason I haven’t made plans to kill him for tonguing down my man is his big floppy penis which obviously gives him a pass to continue residence of this world.

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Sunday Videos: Happy Halloween

SNL - Kristen Wiig & Fred Armisen

So this whole thing is basically improv and it is hilarious because they just can’t keep it together. Who’s idea was this and how did it come up in discussion?

Fred: So, K-dawg. I’m just gonna riff off the top of my head and you try to keep up.
Kristen: Keep up?
Fred: Yeah. You try to say what I say as I say it.
Kristen: 0.o?
Fred: It’ll be funny, I promise.

He was right.

The Primetime Emmy Nominations are out.

And you know awards shows are like special holidays to me, so let me get in the categories I care about real quick.

That awful HORRIBLE moment when you’ve dunked your Oreo in milk for a few seconds too long and half the bitch breaks off and falls in the cup before you can bite the cookie.

SNL

Obviously this is god’s way of telling me I shouldn’t be eating Oreos while I’m trynna work on my Fitness.

Thanks, god. Good lookin out, bruh.

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Bridesmaids comes out May 13th.

Color me excited.
Who wants to make this an event? Complete with sneaked-in snacks and possibly whiskey-spiked Cherry Cokes?

And just because I’m kind of a Raven-Symone stan…this came out on DVD yesterday:

Brides

I’m not saying I bought it.
I’m also not saying I didn’t buy it though.