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Look at this photo.

Lady Gaga knows what day it is.

In other news, Stefanie Germanotta beat up Lil Kim and stole her clothes.

(Source: hornyspice, via nishlo)

3:50 pm • 20 April 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Lady Gaga’s Little Monsters don’t want Madonna giving out any gay awards.

Because Madonna caused AIDS.

Some Little Monsters wrote a letter to GLADD and it’s the best thing on the internet this week.

Dear GLAAD:

It has come to the attention to Little Monsters everywhere that you are letting Madonna give an award to Anderson Cooper. Not only is this an insult to a true gay rights activist like Lady Gaga, but it insults every gay man and woman on this planet.

Madonna is one of the major reasons for AIDS. Back in the 1980’s, she encouraged gay men to have unprotected sex. While she certainly didn’t start the disease, she and her lack of morals helped it spread.

Please rethink your choice of having Madonna as a presenter. If you don’t, we Little Monsters will strike back in a way you won’t like.

Sincerely,

Lady Gaga’s Little Monsters

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…we Little Monsters will strike back in a way you won’t like…

I’m sorry, is that a threat? Have you seen Lady Gaga’s fans?

I wonder if I can get my money back for Lady Gaga’s cancelled tour.

I didn’t have a ticket or anything…

I just think she should pay me for being annoying.

8:37 pm • 13 February 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
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Lady Gaga is being sued for not paying her employees.

Her former assistant is suing her for a whole jumble of money because she says Lady Gaga didn’t pay her any overtime.

Actual quotes by Ms. Germanotta:

I’m going to give all the money that she wants to my employees that work hard for me now that deserve it. I’m not going to give it to her so she can go to Intermix and buy herself a new tube top,
You don’t get a schedule that is like you punch in and you can play fucking Tetris at your desk for four hours and then you punch out at the end of the day.
…fucking hood rat who is suing me for money that she didn’t earn. She’s just — she thinks she’s just like the queen of the universe. And, you know what, she didn’t want to be a slave to one, because in my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day.
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I am DYING right now. You know I don’t even like Ms. Stefani, but damn. The library is open and this wheffah is reading for days.

This is the deal.

Lady Gaga, arbiter of good taste, loved Liz & Dick.

I doubt she was sober. I mean, she couldn’t have been, right? Or was she watching a different movie? And did she say “one of the greats?” Are we still trying to knock LiLo down a few pegs? Hasn’t she made a whole new career out of knocking herself down? Oh Miss Germanotta.

If you didn’t see the movie, this will pretty much sum up the whole thing:

There is a difference between a good voice and a good singer.

I made this little graphic to help you out. Click it for the fullsize version.

I’ll explain it later, but first the backstory.

I was hanging out with this guy who was trying to argue me up down and sideways that Adele is an amazing singer. I’ma tell you why she’s so popular: she has a great big black lady voice and she’s white. The End. Everything she’s doing is done a million times over every Sunday by the church ladies at New Bethel AME Zion Church of Christ Under an Elm Tree By The River. Still, she has a great tone to her voice that you can’t teach. She’s just born with that and she has a great voice. That doesn’t make her a great singer.

A great singer has great ears. All of the runs and melisma are possible because they have a great sense of pitch. They can hear the chords and sing all around, inside, and through them. Those interesting vocal runs just come out because they have great ears. On top of that, with vocal coaching and/or practice they can really hone their craft and do some amazing things.

A great voice is born, not made. You’re either born with a beautiful sound coming out of your mouth, or you’re not.

So I got bored watching the Walking Dead and made a little graphic. Left to right ranks great singing ability with the best being on the right. Bottom to top ranks great voices with the best being near the top. I graded everyone by Whitney Houston who, hands-down, had the best combination of natural-born-tone and exception singing ability.

I don’t hate *everything* ok?

So the gays are forever telling me I hate everything and everybody. #Rude

And by everything and everybody, they basically mean All Things Gay Pop.

And that’s not true.

I just hate the shitty ones.

So let me explain to you who I hate and don’t hate and why I hate or don’t hate them.

Madonna “Go Sit Down”

Time to rewrite another song.