Time to rewrite another song.

Madonna pretty much has the best demographic of any pop star.

Gay white men over 40? Yes please. They have time, money, energy, and glittery taste. Beyonce’s fans just wanna learn the dances and how to walk aggressively with attitude. Gaga’s fans all wanna be her best friend and hang out on some Little Monster planet.

Madonna’s fans are already pre-ordering 10 copies of her album. Yes, Madge, go ahead and rake in all those gay dollars.

BHM Day Thirteen: Whitney Houston.

(previously in Black History)

This has to be done.

There are far too many people who do not realize the significance of Whitney Houston and how she literally changed pop music forever. That’s neither exaggeration nor hyperbole.

Whitney.
Changed.
Music.

Period.

And I’m about to tell you how.

Look at this photo.

Linkin Park…LeAnn Rimes…Foo Fighters…NSYNC…I guess I thought it was 2001 last week.

Look at this photo.

Bitch, sit down, before the Queens of Shade take you to church.

Things I want to happen in 2012.

I’m back from vacation. I’ll probably start blogging again tomorrow. But in the meantime, I was eating Thai food for breakfast and made this list of things that need to come true in 2012.

I need to get my ears gauged.
A pop/R&B girl group will come out and be SUPER successful. They will all sing and dance and there will be fly harmonies and sweet outfits.
Beyonce will have a baby and not name it Tiana-May.
I’ll start a coloring book club.
I’ll have biceps.
Brandy’s album will be a hit.
Days of Our Lives will get renewed for at least another year.
I’m going to find a new piano teacher who isn’t obnoxious.
Lady Gaga will let other people write her songs and make better music.
Rihanna will let other people perform her songs and stop making music.
I’m going to have confidence.
I’m going to ease back into retail.
I’m going to find someone to take dance classes with me: hip-hop, ballroom, and (yes god bitch) wacking.
Queen Latifah and Andersoon Cooper are going to have a coming out special.
White girls will stop naming their daughters Navaeh.
Black people will stop embarrassing ~~themselves~~ us on social networking sites.
Waffle House will put a location in the NYC metro area.

Stefani Germanotta must be out her damn mind if she thinks I’m trynna watch her “be an artist” for half the length of a Seinfeld episode.

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This will probably be the first Grammy’s that I do not watch.

I just saw the nominations.

Jon Stewart is sad.

After I saw Katy Perry in the Record of the Year category and Rihanna in the Album of the Year category, I was pretty much done. I’m mostly just confused about when exactly *I* became so out of touch with pop culture. It’s not just that I don’t care for some of the nominees. It’s that I can’t even wrap my head around any reason why they would even be in the same sentence as “Grammy Winner.”