The supertrailer is out.  The cast is still ridiculous.  Stevie J still looks like a constipated rodent.  Joseline still has a sweaty nose.  Benzino’s head is still too big for his body.  K. Michelle is still loud and country.  Buckeey is still striving for relevancy.

Actually.  Scratch that.  The whole show should be called Striving For Relevancy, but I don’t even care because this season is off the chain.  Preview after the cut.

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3:46 pm  •  4 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| lahhatl| Television| joseline hernandez| love and hip hop| love and hip hop atlanta| reality tv| tv| stevie j| k. michelle|

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12:47 pm  •  24 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| lahhatl| joseline hernandez| barack obama| donald trump| obama|

Because um…

Dudes just STAY dropping her like a sack of potatoes on VH1.

LOL @ this picture, looking like her spring profile pic in the New Mt. Canaan AME Baptist Church community directory.

No but really…

Maybe she would have better luck on MTV.  Or The Bachelor.  Or The Bachelorette!  I would love to see Shay destroy all of those boring-ass dudes they cast on that show.  Or maybe they’d finally get more brown people on it, seeing as how there hasn’t been a non-white Bachelor or Bachelorette in twenty-four whole seasons of that dry-ass little show.

But I digress.

Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta has officially wrapped, and I just need to get the rest of my feelings out about these trainwrecks.

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1:11 pm  •  6 September 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| lahhatl| love and hip hop| reality tv| tv| joseline hernandez| stevie j| vh1|

Poor Joseline. :-(

The internet says she was stripping down in Atlanta.

I guess Steebie did sein huh bahk to de schreh cluhb.  Neba say Neba, Ms. Hernandez…

10:18 am  •  27 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| joseline hernandez| love and hip hop| love and hip hop atlanta| lahhatl| strippers| reality tv| tv| stevie j|

Take a drink anytime somebody says “at the end of the day…” for absolutely no reason.  

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11:51 am  •  7 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| lhhatl| love and hip hop| love and hip hop atlanta| reality tv| television| tv| vh1| lahhatl|

Stevie J is THE worst ever.  So I’m a post this picture of him looking like Lump from the Goonies.

EDIT:  Oh JK, somebody just told me his name was Sloth.  I always thought it was Lump.  Sloths are slow and lazy. He wasn’t lazy.  Just lumpy.

(Source: off-the-heazy)

8:34 pm  •  1 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| lhhatl| love and hip hop| love and hip hop atlanta| reality tv| stevie j| the goonies| tv| lahhatl|

Don’t text me.  I *must* catch up on my reality TV.  Tonight’s schedule:

• Dance Moms
• Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta
• Tia & Tamera
• Mob Wives: Chicago

I also have to catch up on Days Of Our Lives and Dallas.  

I’m bout to plow through this whole pint of Java Chip…

10:34 pm  •  29 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
| dallas| dance moms| days of our lives| love and hip hop| mob wives| tia and tamera| tv| lahhatl|