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Sports Illustrated: Why are out lesbians so accepted in the WNBA?

The top draft pick this year was Brittney Griner of Baylor University. Sports Illustrated recently interviewed her and a couple of other players and asked how she felt about the difference between professional lesbian athletes and professional gay male athletes as far as coming out publicly.

But really. Who was looking at Brittney Griner and wondering if she was a lesbian?

Look at this photo.

I hope everyone has said their silent prayer to Gay Jesus that the face of DOMA is this sweet little old white lady and not a leather daddy with his cakes out at Folsom every year.

It’s hard to call your grandma a pervert.

Grindr for lesbians is called Brenda.

Brenda though? Is that the best lesbian name they could think off? Did nobody in that marketing meeting propose “Scissr” or is that too much? Because I think that’s dope.

Either way, I’m clearly downloading this, and not in that whole obnoxious straight girls who download Grindr to find gay bffs sort of way.

I’ma get me a lezwifey.
Lesbians love alladis.

Toni Braxton wants to play a lesbian in a movie so she can kiss girls.

I’d much rather prefer Toni attempt to play Singer Who Actually Makes Music People Will Buy again.

The “I Heart You” singer, who was seen alongside LL Cool J, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Vivica Fox in 2002’s “Kingdom Come,” says she wants to expand her repertoire even further by tackling a lesbian role on the silver screen. “I would like to play a lesbian,” she revealed. “I don’t know why. And do a whole make-out scene and the whole thing: just something completely different than people would expect from me. Not a lipstick lesbian, either.”

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Normally I am Team Braxton in all things, but that whole “lesbians are so titillating” thing is really dried up and played out at this point.

Worst mother of the day: Cissy Houston

Far be it from me to say mean things about old people, but I hope Cissy Houston mixes up her Polident with Elmer’s Glue. I hope she’s sitting down to watch The Young & The Restless, and the whole episode is preempted by a Presidential address. One day she’ll be knitting the finishing touches on a new afghan for the couch and run out of the yarn she needs only to find out it’s discontinued and she’ll never be able to complete it.

Oprah interviewed Cissy Houston because she’s still trying to save her little network. Apparently we want to watch this angry old lady talk about how Whitney may or may not have been a lesbian and if she was, then that’s worse than her being a crackhead.

Today in God’s Love: Serving fish and writing mean letters to lesbians.

Some angry little Christian seafood cafe owner in North Carolina gave a handwritten note to two of his lesbian customers, because Gawd H8s Phags, or Lezzies, or whatever. Does it really matter? The important thing to note here is…

This is just backwards! I mean let’s just backtrack this chain of progression, shall we?

You have a cafe serving fish.
You get fish from the sea by fishermen.
Fishermen on boats catch the fish, wearing boots and flannel.
Who else wears boots and flannel? Lesbians.

Ergo, you owe your restaurant’s existence to lesbians. There are no holes in my argument, so stop tryin.

Kansas sperm donor ordered to pay child support.

I don’t mean sperm donor in that Maury NotTheFather Show way, where the angry lady screaming obscenities says, “He ain’t nothin but a sperm donor!” I mean in the traditional, two lesbians want to get pregnant and used some strange man’s sperm in a turkey baster way.

A Kansas man who donated sperm to a lesbian couple after answering an online ad is fighting the state’s efforts to suddenly force him to pay child support for the now 3-year-old girl, arguing that he and the women signed an agreement waiving all of his parental rights.

The case hinges on the fact that no doctors were used for the artificial insemination. The state argues that because William Marotta didn’t work through a clinic or doctor, as required by state law, he can be held responsible for about $6,000 that the child’s biological mother received through public assistance — as well as future child support.

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This stinks. And it reeks of bureaucracy.

I love girls who look like boys.

Meet my new ~~husband~~…wait…~~wife~~…wait…huswife, Casey Legler.

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She’s a 6’2 model signed to Ford exclusively with their male models division.

Lemme tell you a story.