Look at this photo.
Levi Johnston’s wedding announcement is the real disaster we need to be talking about today.
Just 8 levels of tacky and 3 degrees of bad grammar! We let these people procreate and get married while millions of classy, well-spoken, homosexuals are out here struggling for equal rights.
I bet there will be camouflage something at this wedding. And moose meat. And wine out of a box.
11:43 am • 30 October 2012 •
This one time two idiots fought over a baby.
The idiots in question are Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston. Apparently, he wants full custody, not that I really care who ends up with custody of that poor boy. Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place. His future as a gas station attendant hooked on Budweiser and Marlboro Lights watching Wheel of Fortune from his trailer eating Hungry Man dinners is pretty set, what with White Trash and Redneck as his two parents.
But I’ma be on Levi’s side just because that little baby rednecklet has already learned the word “faggot” and his momma is clearly an idiot.
3:01 pm • 9 August 2012 •
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Today in Irrelevant White Trash…
…let’s have a Levi Johnston update.
I’d still hit it (in secret, and Clorox my dick immediately afterwards).
4:23 pm • 24 May 2012 •
Levi has cute little cakes though.
whatsgoodforthegoose replied to your post: Also, Bristol Palin opened her mouth, so you know a Profound and Worthy statement fell out.
Then to add insult to injury, he has gotten another trick pregnant and already has The baby’s name tattooed on him. He’s a piece of work.
You know they bounce when you smack ‘em. Got them soft, pale good ole boy redneck cheeks.
5:49 pm • 10 May 2012 •