Lady Gaga knows what day it is.

In other news, Stefanie Germanotta beat up Lil Kim and stole her clothes. 

(Source: hornyspice, via nishlo)

3:50 pm  •  20 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Because this is apparently photoshopping:

Not the result of her going under the knife more times than a Thanksgiving turkey.

Kim is especially unhappy with Wendy Williams’ comments on her show Tuesday morning and I guess she’s going to declare another fruitless war on somebody to try and get her name in the press for something other than looking like Margaret Cho with a bowel problem.

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9:36 am  •  14 March 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Wow.  Margaret Cho looks horrible.  I hope she gets some rest soon.

10:25 am  •  5 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I hope I can look like this someday.

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12:31 pm  •  31 July 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I think it was a remix of something off her first album.  I just watched the video again though and it took me back to that moment, laying on my Grandma’s bed (because we couldn’t watch TV in the living room…we had to “go back in the room” to watch videos), and seeing that epicness of female rapdom.  Lil Kim, Da Brat, Angie Martinez (LOL, who?), Missy Elliott, and Left Eye.  That was pretty amazing.

Anyway…

CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN THOUGH PLEASE?!

This is how I want it to go:

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11:03 am  •  6 July 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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I didn’t realize I had so much in common with Lil’ Kim.  Apparently, we both make the same face when we look at her.  This look is what we like to call Start Over.

Orange eye shadow with pink lipstick?  Start over.
Tina Turner’s leotard from Mad Max?  Start over.
Leftover hair from Beyonce’s lacefront that some cat has been using as a sex toy?  Start over.

I can’t support anybody walking outta their house looking like this, not even Kim.  And I might as well just put all of my friends on notice: If you do this to yourself, I can’t be seen with you.  Consider this a verbal warning!  Don’t do this!  Termination will follow and you will lose your job as Rafi’s Friend.  Don’t lose your job in a recession.

(Source: dlisted.com)

7:30 pm  •  13 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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…but I did just have a mini-realization today.

When was the last time a huge female MC made a name for herself without riding the coattails of some dude?  Foxy had Jay-Z.  Kim had Biggie.  Nicki has…Nicki.  I mean, she really made it big after she started appearing on everybody’s singles last summer, but you can’t argue that any one person was inextricably linked to Nicki Minaj.  And further, you rarely hear “oh you know Nicki doesn’t write her bars, this dude does it for her.”  

Good job ma’am.

(but make me a better album next time) 

8:47 pm  •  4 May 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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::chuckle::

9:43 pm  •  11 April 2011  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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