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Some of this is really surprising. I for one am just floored that Chris Brown wasn’t even in the top 10. That just goes to show you the power of a few chickenheads on Twitter being fervently #TeamBreezy and putting up with his ridiculousness.

I agree with most of this, even though the order is all wrong.

Look at this photo.

LiLo has *finally* mastered her craft after all these years. Deciding to make the jump from Actor to Professional Mugshot Taker was the best choice she ever made, and she has grown so much since the cracked-out, bleach blonde mugshots of her yesteryear.

Putting on Uma Thurman’s nose was an especially nice touch.

10:55 am • 20 March 2013 • Let's talk about what you think.
| lindsay lohan| Celebs| uma thurman|

andimvictoriamalcom asked: Lindsay's living in a penthouse in SOHO. Educate yourself fool

I guess we’re using that new definition of “living” that means begging your rich friend to let you crash on their couch in Manhattan because the press got wind of you living with your momma on Long Island and you were all shamefaced and humiliated.

Fool.

Lindsay Lohan must be hella excited she moved back in with her momma in NY with all this white powder covering everything.

Lady Gaga, arbiter of good taste, loved Liz & Dick.

I doubt she was sober. I mean, she couldn’t have been, right? Or was she watching a different movie? And did she say “one of the greats?” Are we still trying to knock LiLo down a few pegs? Hasn’t she made a whole new career out of knocking herself down? Oh Miss Germanotta.

If you didn’t see the movie, this will pretty much sum up the whole thing:

Look at this photo.

I really wish this was a still from Lindsay’s new Elizabeth Taylor movie. My nose is totally sensing White Diamonds mixed with Red Bull & Jack Daniels right now.

(Source: omgblog.com)

2:57 pm • 15 June 2012 • Let's talk about what you think.
| lindsay lohan| elizabeth taylor|

Forget Magic Mike. I’m trynna see some actual peen on the screen.

And that ain’t where it is. I don’t know why people are so excited about that whack-ass movie. I don’t need to see any more pale white man cakes. There is enough of that in my Real Life. If there’s no cock shot, why am I paying for a $13 NYC movie ticket? To see some butts? Butts are everywhere. That’s like going all the way to Italy just to eat some basic-ass McDonald’s. I paid for Italian food!

Luckily for me, James Deen is not afraid to show the whole cannoli and now he’s in a real movie!

And Lindsay Lohan will be there too. Doing something, I don’t know.