I basically want all of these little faces as gifs to use on the internet when I need to say “Nope! Not here for that! Get your life! What even is you?!”
That is a real response from a real restaurant to a real customer on their real Facebook page. I’m still trying to wrap my head around how these people exist, but I am so glad the Internet is real and tells me things like this, even if it happens in Arizona.
This is supercute, guys. I just cheered myself up.
A couple of years ago, I was visiting my parents in SC over the holidays. I think I stayed for 5 or 6 weeks. I was just over the snow in NYC and I wanted to escape somewhere warmer. Well, Mother Nature gave me a royal F-U and dumped buckets and buckets of snow on SC while I was visiting. It rarely snows down there, so my parents wanted to go outside and play. I, on the other hand, had seen enough snow that winter, so I stayed in the house in my robe. I took pics of them though! You can’t really see them that well, but it still makes me laugh.
I’m telling you…all the best stuff comes from Asians….until you realize that armpit sandwich probably has mayonnaise on it and I’m sure there’s a rule against pit’naise somewhere.