Y’all. Why is going to Brooklyn such a PROCESS. I cannot. I love my Brooklyn Buddies, but you just gon’ hafta visit me in the city because every time I try to go over there, Brooklyn is like “Negro please. You are not welcome.”
I’ll try anything once and there’s probably a 70% chance that I’ll like it. I don’t consider myself a foodie or even the most well-rounded eater because I do have things that I don’t like:
olives
cucumbers (except sushi dishes)
watermelon (all melon really, but especially watermelon)
coconut flakes
beets (except a really good beet salad)
But you see how small the list is? If your list of things you do like is the same length as my list of dislikes, then this just ain’t gon’ work.
And I am completely disgusted. All of Obama’s gun reforms were watered down and bandied about and altered for gun-supporters for so long, I already knew this would fall into the same two-party pattern we’ve become accustomed to.
Democrats propose something. Republicans hate it. Democrats compromise. Republicans do not. Democrats compromise further. Republicans do not. Democrats give up. Everybody goes home to sit on their piles of money.
Or is there still debate? Are you automatically a horribly abusive barbarian if you’re not anti-corporal punishment? Because I still plan on spanking my kids…mostly because I got spanked and I came out a-mah-zing. (Just trying to throw out Happy Endings references whenever I can since they are forever trying to cancel the best show on television.)
I don’t know what the rest of the country is doing, but I hope they pay as much attention to South Carolina as I do because politics down there is everything. In a contest for most ridiculous political shenanigans, they are consistently shitting on all the competition.
South Carolina Republicans actually voted for Mark SpreadMyPhilanderingSeedAllOverArgentinaAndYouPayForIt Sanford to run for the empty US House seat. I know Jesus said forgive and turn the other cheek but even He is looking like “………..y’all sure bout this?”
Whenever a movie or television show comes out and there happens to be a main character who is gay or lesbian, it’s automatically a “gay” show. I think it’s about time we weren’t marginalized.
When I don’t like something, I don’t talk about it.
Wait, scratch that, because I talk about Rihanna like every five minutes, so I’ll rephrase.
When something disgusts me, I don’t talk about it. Like……..spacedocking. Don’t look that up. But if you do look it up, do you now want to sit and have a conversation about it? Or would you like to forget that it ever existed and pretend nobody would ever do that?
This is the angle I would think anti-gay conservatives would take toward the whole gay marriage thing. OK, so you’re a bigot, and your version of White Republican Jesus says gay people will burn in hell and society will crumble because two men are getting married. Why would you spend all that time talking about gay SEX instead of gay MARRIAGE?
Brooklyn still hates me and does not want me over there.
