Or maybe time just goes by faster because I’m so old. I remember Days storylines taking FOREVER to resolve when I was little, but they just keep breezing by these days. It’s refreshing really. I mean, I thought for sure that Abby/Austin lie would keep going on for months, but nope. I guess times have changed.
I wish Marlena’s hair would change though.
She has forreal had the same haircut since I was in diapers. I mean, they had this bitch possessed by the devil and everything and she STILL had the same haircut. They barely let the woman wear a ponytail. Get it together, Days.
One thing that has not changed however is the fact that Lisa Rinna is still awkward and embarrassing. And this time she is wearing adult diapers on the red carpet. Billie Reed is selling Depends, y’all.