“He wanted to be president less than anyone I’ve met in my life,” Tagg Romney told the Boston Globe. “If he could have found someone else to take his place … he would have been ecstatic to step aside.”
This is a list of people who shouldn’t run for President:
President Barack Obama and his former rival Mitt Romney will meet Thursday for their first get-together since the November 6 election, according to a statement from White House Press Secretary Jay Carney.
“On Thursday, Governor Romney will have a private lunch at the White House with President Obama in the Private Dining Room,” Carney wrote. “It will be the first opportunity they have had to visit since the election. There will be no press coverage of the meeting.”
This is the bewildered look of a failed Presidential candidate. (source)
Mittens is still in such shock that he lost to a darkie Socialist, he doesn’t know how to act, walking around without his hair perfectly shellacked, doing strange things like wearing button-down shirts without collar stays and pumping his own gas.
That little boy named Mitt Romney is gonna grow up hella pissed. Not only is he named after a loser, a robot, a sexist, and a bigot, but his twin brother’s name is BARACK OBAMA. That’s like if somebody named your brother Justin Timberlake, and then you got stuck being Chris Kirkpatrick for the rest of your life.
First White Guy: Hmm…I didn’t really see this coming at all. Black Lady: Wait…. Black Lady’s Hand: Hollup… Second White Guy: What were we thinking nominating a tax-evading, Mormon, robot? If Rick Perry hadn’t been so frickin’ DUMB as all hell…
I cannot express to you in words how good this is. This woman goes OFF for almost half an hour — drunk, smoking cigarettes, and eating cheese dip — about our re-elected Socialist president and she goes iiiiinnnnn. Amazingly enough, she never even drops the n-word. Not even once! I’ve never heard a Conservative Republican get this angry without throwing the race card. She even said Obama is NOT a Muslim and anybody who thinks so is wasting her time and they need to get off the Internet.
She disabled embedding on the original, but god bless whoever stole it and re-posted the insanity so we could share throughout cyberspace.
Honestly though, that is 20 minutes of white lady screaming, so I forgive you for not listening to all of it, but you really do at least need to skip around and get your chuckle on. Let me run you through the best parts real fast.