When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be Drita.

(Source: emilyawatson)

5:58 pm  •  10 April 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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What comes after the D-List?  Because these people don’t even qualify.  There is so much J-List nonsense going on I can’t even believe it’s on my radar.  If you don’t know any of these people, just pass on by, but crazy ass Nora Schweihs from Mob Wives Chicago apparently wants to stab Nick Gruber with a screwdriver, to which we all agree would probably be a really cute idea.

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2:20 pm  •  6 February 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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This is probably why I shouldn’t have kids.

10:08 am  •  17 January 2013  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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• Mitt Romney
• Octomom
• Stevie J
• Gunnar Deatherage
• Rihanna
• Bristol Palin
• Gwyneth Paltrow
• Drake
• Phi Phi O’Hara
• Nora Schweihs
• Ann Romney
• Elton John

I think that’s all.

7:55 pm  •  7 August 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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(Okay, that one scene was kind of funny though.)

But I think I’m through with this mess.  

Mob Wives Staten Island was fun to watch because it was white women being messy over actual shit.  ”You didn’t see me when I was dying in the hospital…you stole my man; I thought we was bffs?…my husband sent my father back to prison…”  Yeah, it was way over-the-top, but at least it was grounded in real stuff.

But god.  Chicago?  I can’t even believe these are grown women.

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4:02 pm  •  6 July 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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Don’t text me.  I *must* catch up on my reality TV.  Tonight’s schedule:

• Dance Moms
• Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta
• Tia & Tamera
• Mob Wives: Chicago

I also have to catch up on Days Of Our Lives and Dallas.  

I’m bout to plow through this whole pint of Java Chip…

10:34 pm  •  29 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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So bad.  And, I’m just assuming here, but Chicago must be a ROUGH town if these mugs are the best VH1 could come up with.  I’m not saying they’re busted per se, but damn, this is reality TV.  Ain’tchu pose-da look betta than the average Jane?  The Staten Island ladies aren’t beauty queens, but these Chicago broads look HOARD.  

I don’t wanna go to any city where the strippers look like Pia.

But yeah, these bitches is hella ridiculous.

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8:12 pm  •  19 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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somethinglacyinsilence replied to your post: I’m gonna fix myself a couple of PB&J sammiches and watch Mob Wives. I feel better about my life when I watch rich white women act a fool.

Don’t we all?

 …it’s a nice change.

For me, it’s a friendly reminder that “Hey, women are insane.  Stay Gay.”

7:54 pm  •  24 April 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.
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