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Calvin Klein’s ex-boyfriendmanchildpersontoything is fighting with a Mob Wife.

What comes after the D-List? Because these people don’t even qualify. There is so much J-List nonsense going on I can’t even believe it’s on my radar. If you don’t know any of these people, just pass on by, but crazy ass Nora Schweihs from Mob Wives Chicago apparently wants to stab Nick Gruber with a screwdriver, to which we all agree would probably be a really cute idea.

These are the people I don’t like because they are the worst.

Mitt Romney
Octomom
Stevie J
Gunnar Deatherage
Rihanna
Bristol Palin
Gwyneth Paltrow
Drake
Phi Phi O’Hara
Nora Schweihs
Ann Romney
Elton John

I think that’s all.

Mob Wives Chicago is trying SO HARD!!!

(Okay, that one scene was kind of funny though.)

But I think I’m through with this mess.

Mob Wives Staten Island was fun to watch because it was white women being messy over actual shit. ”You didn’t see me when I was dying in the hospital…you stole my man; I thought we was bffs?…my husband sent my father back to prison…” Yeah, it was way over-the-top, but at least it was grounded in real stuff.

But god. Chicago? I can’t even believe these are grown women.

Mob Wives Chicago is so bad.

So bad. And, I’m just assuming here, but Chicago must be a ROUGH town if these mugs are the best VH1 could come up with. I’m not saying they’re busted per se, but damn, this is reality TV. Ain’tchu pose-da look betta than the average Jane? The Staten Island ladies aren’t beauty queens, but these Chicago broads look HOARD.

I don’t wanna go to any city where the strippers look like Pia.

But yeah, these bitches is hella ridiculous.