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Pics of Musicians You Should Know: Duncan Sheik

‎#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen…

You’re in US History class at the buttcrack of dawn, basically half-asleep, when Mrs. McKnight and policemen in battlegear drag you out of class because a package has arrived for you and it’s ticking. So you walk all the way outside, way deep into the parking lot away from any buildings and they tell you to open it. It’s ticking, the police have on bomb gear, so obviously they think it *could* explode, but they ask YOU to open it.

And it’s just a metronome because you go to a boarding school for the arts and that’s what musicians order. Metronomes.

Oh random Govie memories…

High school was fun(ish).

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Brett Gleason is still making my palms sweat. Husband Material.

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This is LeRoy Bell.
He is 60.

Now do you see what the fuss is about? Sweet Jesus.

My body is ready, Grampa. Come show me how they did it before the Civil Rights Movement…

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Fresh off her successful endorsement with Nivea, Rihanna signs with Monistat 7 and shows us how to really soothe the itch while you wait for the product to kick in.

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Ashford & Simpson “Solid”

RIP Nick.

Heidi and Seal!

Heidi & Seal

Heidi and Seal took their little mulatto army to Sardinia for vacation and they got photographed doing what you do on vacation in Europe: sunbathing topless and running around in Speedos. So if you’ve ever wanted to know what a model looks like after four children fall out of her vagina, or why Heidi is *really* so happy all the time, NSFW pics after the jump.