Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC): “Americans have questions about… the president’s validity.”
See, this is what happens when I stop focusing on South Carolina. I’ve spent too much time paying attention to what’s going on in Virginia so of course SC has to tap me on the shoulder and say “hey now, over here, still crazy, don’t forget.”
So I guess we’re back on this whole The President is from Kenya thing for some reason.
A kinder, gentler, more rational Republican party my ass.
4:20 pm • 19 June 2013 •
Serena Williams blames the Steubenville Rape victim.
That’s all I’ve been seeing all over the Internet today. Serena Williams blamed the victim….Serena Williams is a horrible person…Serena Williams just ended her career. I didn’t even know what everybody was talking about so I had to look up the actual quote myself and let me tell you: Serena, I’m usually in your corner….but girl……
Let’s unpack this.
1:39 pm • 19 June 2013 •
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Today’s awful gun story: police sergeant cleared in “justifiable homicide” of 83-year-old woman.
Why? Because she had a gun and she wouldn’t put it down. Ergo, if Delma Towler hadn’t owned a gun, she would still be alive right now.
Let us not forget though, guns don’t kill people; people kill people. In this case, cops kill people — really old people — who have guns. But every household should own a gun, right gun lobbyists?
9:53 am • 18 June 2013 •
Republican Watch: Virginia. These people are still insane.
You know how Republicans reaaaaalllly wanted to win the last Presidential Election? Remember how after they lost, everybody was all dang, I guess we are a lil too crazy, a lil too old, a lil too bigoted, a lil too GodThisNThat? Have you seen all the news clips touting a softer, more moderate Republican party that should be showing up any minute now?
Well. Not Today! Rachel Maddow ripped Virginia a new one last week because those batshit candidates are even worse than the ones that we all hated before.
7:50 pm • 17 June 2013 •
rev. joe ellison jr.|
One Million Moms hates naked men.
Because they hate everything on earth that makes you feel good. So of course they hate Kraft’s new Let’s Get Zesty salad dressing ad.
Last week’s issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals. It is easy to see what the ad is really selling.
Really? Y’all so scared of dicks you can’t even write the word “naked” without an asterisk?
11:51 am • 14 June 2013 •
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Memphis pre-teens run their very own food truck.
The weather sucks in NYC today, so let me brighten y’all’s morning with this super cute story about these two little colored children being entrepreneurial and awesome down in Tennessee.
10:42 am • 13 June 2013 •
Look at this photo.
I really hope the naked San Francisco crazy BART acrobat guy gets all the help he needs so he can do gymnastics on my face.
9:26 pm • 12 June 2013 •
Parents: Please vaccinate your children.
Stop listening to Jenny McCarthy. Vaccinations don’t cause autism. You’re being silly. You’re the child heath equivalent of a climate change denier. Four people screaming their opposition against 400 others does not make the issue 50/50.
Don’t end up like these parents from New Zealand.
4:08 pm • 12 June 2013 •