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On what planet are they in the same category? Oh, Planet Hollywood apparently.

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - “The Paperboy” is running into some delivery issues.

The drama, being directed by Lee Daniels (“Precious”), was to have starred Matthew McConaughey, Zac Efron, Tobey Maguire andSofia Vergara, with production scheduled to begin later this summer.

But Maguire dropped out of the project last week, forcing the shoot to be pushed back. The delay then intruded on Vergara’s “Modern Family” shooting schedule, prompting her to drop out of “Paperboy” on Friday.

But the producers are now in talks with Nicole Kidman to step into Vergara’s shoes. McConaughey and Efron are still in at this point. (cont.)

Sorry Nic, but you ain’t been hot—aesthetically or creatively—in five years. You’re a nice lady with some decent acting chops, but this is SOFIA VIAGRA okay? You can’t just randomly replace a Colombian bombshell with a knifed-up, skinny white lady.

Nicole Sofia

^^^^THAT IS NOT INTERCHANGEABLE!