I’ve been a Nicole stan for over a decade now, but even I had to stop and say “hollup…VH1 is making Behind the Musics for people who don’t really make any music?” She has yet to score an actual hit outside of a girl group and both of her (prefabricated) girl groups fell apart because can’t nobody work with the girl.
This picture is saying EV-ER-Y-THING!
LA Reid: Who even is this heffah standing next to me?
Demi Lovato: This will mark the beginning of my
new career, I just know it.
Simon Cowell: I wonder if anyone can tell which one I’m sleeping with…
Britney Spears: Wait…Cheetos?
I don’t even know how somebody fixed their mouth to start this rumor.
…On February 22, Simon Cowell revealed that Paula and Nicole would be replaced by two women, so naturally a short list of A-list ladies (who need no surname) began to formulate: Mariah. Britney. Pink. Janet.
Well, you can officially cut that list by one, because Janet Jackson tells TheInsider.com that she is “very flattered that X Factor let me know that I was being considered for next season, but it just wouldn’t be possible.” (cont.)
But really. Did you really think JANET DAMITA JO JACKSON would be a judge on a talent show? Are you crazy?!
…oh I’m sorry. I think I dozed off in the middle of typing that because the show is so boring. But yeah, the X Factor finale is tonight. Somebody is about to win $5million for being really mediumish.
PS: Does anybody else think Chris has some negro somewhere in there? Not because of his “soulful music” or whatever…he just looks colored to me.
Enrique Iglesias “Heartbeat” feat. Nicole Scherzinger
Ketan and I went to a holiday party in NJ over the weekend and decided to meet up with a friend of mine afterward at Posh in Hell’s Kitchen. Whenever someone texts me with “I’m at Posh, come join!” I break out into hives and decline quickly. For some reason, I’ve heard Posh and conjured images of Bartini—one of the worst places on the face of the earth—for the past couple of years. But it was actually decent. Small, but the music was good. And there was actual dancing going on as opposed to GayGrinding.
Anyway, this song came on and I was like ::stinky face:: “WTF is this?” Halfway through, I really started feeling myself though and I guess now I’m obsessed. Correction. I liked the song, then I found out it was Nicole Scherzinger and then I became obsessed. You know I’m weirdly fascinated by her non-career.
So this is my current jam. Until I go back to “Right There”.
Everybody is cranking out new music videos lately.
Everybody is not, however, doing a good job.
Let’s go head to head.
Videos after the jump.
(Send me a message or a comment or something if one of the videos stops working…you know how the internet goes all Crybaby Copyright.)
I know right? Weeeeeiiirrrrrrrrd.
The first week kind of hooked me, so I tuned in again last week.
But so you don’t have to watch all four hours of that mess, these are the only X Factor videos you need to worry about.