rafi-dangelo

Naomi Campbell is still not here for Tyra Banks.

I’m going to watch The Face.

And I don’t care who knows it. Coco Rocha is amazing and Karolina Kurkova is sweet as pie, but Naomi Campbell is the epitome of That Bitch, living in some alternate reality where she doesn’t realize her every word and movement is laced with shade and dismissal.

She just basically gave a whole interview calling Tyra Banks irrelevant without actually calling Tyra Banks irrelevant. If this reality show doesn’t work out, Naomi could always open up a school for gifted queens called Ms. Campbell’s Tutelage of I Don’t See Her.

Lord Jesus, Tyra just fired Nigel and both of The Jays.

Bitch you have lost your damned mind. What even is the point of watching Top Model now? Nobody signed up to watch skinny bitches in a competition to be Totally Mediocre and Completely Average. I want to see Miss Jay being fierce and fabulous, Nigel being smashable and debonair, and Mr. Jay being helpful and adorably marriage-worthy.

Oh but you kept that big angry lump of nothing called Kelly Cutrone.

#Girlbye

Look at this photo.

ANTM Husband Material, Nigel Barker.

So, Nigel was naked in UK Cosmo a couple of years ago and nobody told me? I hate you all.

But.

On my way to Penguin yesterday morning for their women’s launch, I ran into him walking his kids to school. Jealous? You should be. He was gorgeous, even at 8 am.

(Source: yourlittlebear)