Christoper “Xtrav” Beatty was drinking an Arizona in the parking lot of a liquor store in Fayetteville, NC while waiting for his friend who was inside shopping. I hope that tea was amazing, because now he has to go to court for it.
Take some deep breaths or burn some sage or whatever you need to do to get yourself in the calmest space possible before you watch this.
Cops are disgusting.
Let me tell you about most of the police officers I’ve encountered.
This is so rich. I read a couple of news stories separately, days apart, and it only just occurred to me to put them together because these people are ridiculous. And of course this would start with North Carolina.
University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill sophomore Landen Gambill is filing a new complaint with the U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights claiming the school retaliated against her after she criticized the university’s handling of sexual assaults on campus.
Some angry little Christian seafood cafe owner in North Carolina gave a handwritten note to two of his lesbian customers, because Gawd H8s Phags, or Lezzies, or whatever. Does it really matter? The important thing to note here is…
This is just backwards! I mean let’s just backtrack this chain of progression, shall we?
You have a cafe serving fish.
You get fish from the sea by fishermen.
Fishermen on boats catch the fish, wearing boots and flannel.
Who else wears boots and flannel? Lesbians.
Ergo, you owe your restaurant’s existence to lesbians. There are no holes in my argument, so stop tryin.
You remember that time Mel Gibson was super popular? He was in some really good movies back to back to back and people generally had really nice things to say about him. There were rumors that he might be a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but what’s a little bigotry when you’re entertaining the masses right? This is America! The country founded upon money and inequality!
But then he went Full Blown Bigot, quite publicly, and now, nobody will go near him.
North Carolina just made themselves the Mel Gibson of states.
As of 9PM, Amendment One is basically a done deal.
Look at all that green, all those Counties of Worthlessness.
What’s strangely poetic about the whole thing is remembering last summer around this time when gay marriage was legalized in NY. They dragged it out in the Senate for weeks. It may have even been months. There were sit-ins at the capitol and protests everywhere, but the vote was split down party lines and Republicans wouldn’t let the measure pass.
Watch this guy get arrested for drinking an Arizona Tea.
