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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     This winter really is shitty. Don’t tell me to suck it up.

Two things I have really come to hate since my vacation to California:

  • Snow, specifically snow in NYC.
  • Native Northerners who say “oh you’re from the South, so of course you can’t handle the winter here.”

No, bitch.  This really is a shitty winter, like the fourth worst ever, so please collect yourself and your belongings on your way out of my face. 

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8:00 pm  •  1 March 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| rant| weather| winter| me|

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     Watch this video.

Two saxophonists and an impromptu improv on the subway.

How did three of my favorite things (saxophone, Michael Jackson, and improv) combine with two of my least favorite things (the subway and buskers) to give me the most ridiculous smile on my face right now?  And they were really jamming too, not some basic “Mary Had a Little Lamb” business.  Two strangers just laid it out to “Billy Jean” and I am not mad at all.

Would it be weird of me to carry my saxophone with me everywhere now, so I can hopefully find myself in this situation?  Y’all, if I stumble upon somebody playing Whitney “I’m Your Baby Tonight” it’s a wrap.  We might even get married after.

(Source: casualbutthole, via ugly-newborn-deactivated2014050)

2:00 pm  •  27 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| subway| saxophone| music| michael jackson|

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     An Open Letter to NYC Alcoholics Re: Brunch

Dear NYC Alcoholics,

Many of you have taken to social media this week to voice your grave concern over a little-known liquor law.  The Hospitality Alliance would like to remind us — and restaurateurs — that bottomless brunch is in fact illegal in the state of New York.


I understand your concern, but please, calm down.

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1:40 pm  •  26 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| brunch| nyc| booze| food| news|

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     Six NYPD officers take down one man who did nothing wrong. [VIDEO]

Watch this and then we’ll talk about the comments being made by people who clearly don’t understand how the world works.


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12:00 pm  •  25 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| race| racism| nypd| police| news| cops| nyc|

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     Look at this photo. Just like all of my ex-boyfriends, under a mesmerizing, enchanting layer of frozen beauty and unblemished wonder, #NYC is really just a filthy, dirty bitch. #ThawingOutAndShowingYourTrueColors

Just like all of my ex-boyfriends, under a mesmerizing, enchanting layer of frozen beauty and unblemished wonder, #NYC is really just a filthy, dirty bitch. #ThawingOutAndShowingYourTrueColors

3:11 pm  •  23 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| winter| snow|

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     Traveling will never be enjoyable.

I love going places, but I haaaaaate traveling. I can’t do this.


Why is this so hard? It’s 2014, and unless you have bags of money enabling you to travel VIP or privately, something about your journey is going to suck a fat one and there’s nothing you can do about it. Case in point — I’m still sitting in JFK right now and my flight was supposed to take off half an hour ago.

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10:28 am  •  8 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| nyc| jfk airport| traveling| airport| me|

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     It’s my turn to bitch about the snow.

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Nice MTA Lady Announcer Voice:  ”Due to inclement weather, train platforms may be slippery.  And also, FUCK YOUR COMMUTE.  This train will now move slower than the Underground Railroad.  Happy Black History Month.”

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2:05 pm  •  5 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| weather| nyc| snow| rant| annoyed| winter|

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     That awful girl and her bougie apartment search has been failed by her parents.


I ignored the New York Times story about Vanessa Csordas-Jenkins because it was all over the Internet and everyone was already saying what I wanted to say.  If you want quiet, don’t live in a city.  If you don’t like the subway, don’t live in NYC.  If you can’t live with people, jump off the face of the Earth.

Can we address her parents real quick though?

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5:00 pm  •  2 February 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

| rich people| economy| income inequality| the 1%| nyu| nyc|

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