Good morning, everyone!
That certainly woke me up, so I thought it might work for some of y’all too. Friday is just one day away — you can make it, I promise.
I have three meetings today (two job interviews and one about a creative project I hope to work on) so I just need some positive energy to come swimming through the universe in my general direction. In exchange, here are two Roommate Hell stories from a few years ago when I lived with the most obnoxious dudes in the city.
10:00 am • 27 March 2014 •
Look at this photo.
This is what happens when you send your kid to school for a performance degree, they move to NYC, realize they ain’t that special, and act out for attention. #PussInSneakers #TheCatInTheSubwayCar #AtLeastHeAintAxeForNoMoney #OrTryToBringMeToJesus
7:27 pm • 25 March 2014 •
Full Disclosure: I don’t really know who that is. I know he’s associated with the Kardashians (::Googling:: Okay, he’s married to the short one) but that’s about it. I just needed to remind myself that spring is finally (hopefully?) coming and dickprints are pretty much the only thing I like about warm weather.
4:01 pm • 25 March 2014 •
Why is there no Waffle House in NYC yet?
It’s International Waffle Day and the nearest Waffle House is 80 miles away from me.
I really do feel like a sad little girl all alone in a pretty blue dress right now.
I just don’t understand why the Waffle House isn’t here yet. I feel like the reasoning is very simple and logical but nobody is listening to me.
2:00 pm • 25 March 2014 •
international waffle day|
Look at this photo.
Realtalk tho, who finna throw the Fred Phelps Gay Orgy Funeral? I know way too many drag queens, DJs, promoters, and gogo boys for somethin not to pop off when he kicks the bucket. Y’all just let me know so I can plan my hair *slash* jockstrap situation.
11:37 pm • 16 March 2014 •
westboro baptist church|
Another story about why I don’t go to Brooklyn.
So. Last night, I found myself stranded in Ditmas Park. Do you know where Ditmas Park is? Great, because I don’t either. I hadn’t even heard of a Ditmas Park until last night and I’ve lived in this city for years. It’s way down here though:
I might as well had been stuck in Guatemala.
8:00 pm • 16 March 2014 •
Anybody wanna be my date to The White Man March?
I try not to overuse this gif because it’s one of my favorites and I pretty much want to use it everyday. This is a great day.
Tomorrow, to coincide with St. Patrick’s Weekend (BECAUSE OF-FUCKING-COURSE THEY WOULD) some crybaby white folks are planning some pro-white demonstrations across the country, including right here in NYC!
So. Somebody needs to come take pictures with me so I can A) Put some fools on blast and B) Probably get a date because B-1) You know how white supremacists are forever dipping around in the dark meat and B-2) I’ve been on a White Penis Streak since like February anyway.
5:06 pm • 14 March 2014 •
white man march|
st. patrick's day|
Online gay dating: Masc vs. Fem
Most gay men already know that the more masculine you present online, the more interest you will attract. I’ve always known that, aside from being Black, my hair was the greatest deterrent to online dating, which is why I stopped doing it altogether. I recently signed on for a few weeks to put some real numbers to it and the results are pretty interesting. Predictable, but still interesting.
4:00 pm • 13 March 2014 •