…Cabaret singer “The Sexational Pam” (or perhaps interested suitors should call her Pam Shaw, her real name) has announced that at 70 years old, she’s ready to lose her virginity, UK’s The Sun reports. (cont.)
That is really living “no sex before marriage” to the fullest capacity. If she ever gets married, I’m sure that wedding night will be hella interesting.
Darlene Mayes, 73-Year-Old, Sold Pot And Had Illegal Guns In Oklahoma, Cops Say The Huffington Post | By Andy Campbell
This granny’s ganja wasn’t for glaucoma — turns out she might have been the biggest pot dealer in town.
When cops kicked down the door of an elderly woman’s Oklahoma home on Monday, they said they knew they’d find some marijuana. What they didn’t expect was that 73-year-old Darlene Mayes was packing 4 pounds of pot, $276,000 in cash, a semiautomatic pistol and a revolver, The Daily reported.
Retirees from the Northern US who relocate to Florida but eventually move a 2nd time to northern Georgia or the Carolinas—“halfway back” from where they started—are called halfbacks.
The high cost of Florida insurance, coupled with the fact that Florida is basically an overgrown insane asylum built on a hurricane speedbump, forces a lot of senior citizens to rethink their retirement plans in the Sunshine State. The explosive growth of southern cities like Greenville, SC and Charlotte, NC owes a lot to this halfback phenomenon.
So, Carolinas, get ready for highways full of left-blinkers on for miles and late lunches being turned over to Early-Bird dinner specials. And lots more handicap spaces at the local Wal-Mart.
The dark-haired lady is thirsty as hell! Her old lady cootch is ready. And the Swag dude definitely has some “tendencies.” I mean, he says he wouldn’t be in the video because there’s no ladies, but that is totally a cover because his eyes were fully glued to those jiggling ballsacks.
I am so glad she won an Emmy for this. She’s had a lot of “perfect” roles but I feel like she’s having the time of her life playing this bitchy old bird.
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve replayed this scene. If you don’t (or have no desire to) watch the show, don’t worry—this clip has nothing to do with the plot really.
70-year-old virgin finally ready to get laid.
