Wrestling isn’t an Olympic sport anymore. But Golf is. Really.
In a crushing blow to gays everywhere, the Olympic Committee has continued its jihad against hot men in spandex. The swimmers started wearing bodysuits and now the wrestlers are nowhere to be found. Soon enough all the divers will be wearing burkas and then we’re all screwed.
No more of this:
But why? What’s the reasoning here?
5:26 pm • 12 February 2013 •
Look at this photo.
Today in unnecessary subtitles…
Seriously, if anybody I know actually needed to be told this is the Spice Girls, they should just quietly remove themselves from my life. This was awesome. I don’t even care that Victoria almost fell off her car-roof-stage twice. Bitch has a black wedding train on a little black dress. And Mel B. is wearing a catsuit straight from Body by Carmen Carrera.
The rest of the year is all downhill from here…
(Source: beverlyhillsmom, via ohhellobitchpudding)
11:59 am • 13 August 2012 •
Anonymous asked: I liked your post on the olympics, but let's be real here: Jordyn Wieber is most definitely the hottest girl in the olympics. She is fucking hot as hell.
Wait. Are you serious?
Exhibit A: Fatima Moreira de Melo, field hockey, Netherlands
Exhibit B: Leryn Franco, javelin, Paraguay
Exhibit C: Josefine Oqvist, soccer, Sweden
You must be on Jordyn’s PR team or something cause um…yeah.
8:48 pm • 3 August 2012 •
fatima moreira de melo|
(This is perfection, btw.)
There’s a ton of gymnastics coverage, but nobody is talking about the really important things. So let’s do that.
- How much money is Gabby Douglas gonna get out of these historic wins?
- Which Olympian has the most unexpectedly hot brother?
- How old is too old to be a gymnast? One of them is 37 with a good chance of winning a medal.
- How big is Danell Leyva’s penis, really?
7:30 pm • 3 August 2012 •
This can’t be good for your knees.
She just dropped out the sky.
This judge clearly gave her a 10.
Or whatever a perfect score is these days. I don’t really know how they come up with the scores anymore. They need to stop messin around and just hold up white cards with big black numbers on em so we know what’s goin on.
2:16 pm • 2 August 2012 •
Look at these photos.
Samuel L. Jackson really loves the Olympics. He should be the commentator for every sport.
Okay, that was Drunk Lady Staggering Flip dismount! Made famous by many girls missing the top step in da club!
Y’all can just take me straight to the cemetery because I am so dead right now. Can Sam be my uncle? Can he be everybody’s uncle?
This is a man who clearly knows how to enjoy his millions…
I just picture him sitting in a recliner with a bottle of Mad Dog in a wife beater, yelling at the TV and tweeting randomly.
10:48 am • 2 August 2012 •
samuel l. jackson|