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In case you didn’t know, prayerful Christians exploded a strip club and cancelled 666.

A utility contractor didn’t accidentally puncture a gas line in Massachusetts and 666 wasn’t a crappy show that people stopped watching because the plot was slow-moving and tiresome. Christians asked and God answered! Because clearly, a rinky-dink strip club and a 1-hour television program are at the top of His list of very well-managed priorities.

The American Family Association is pulling a Jessica Simpson.

Meaning, they’re sitting around thinking they’re more important than they really are.

One of their branches, One Million Moms, is trying to take credit for getting Chaz Bono getting kicked off of DWTS. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that Chaz dances like the Hey Kool Aid man with broken knees.

But whatever. If taking credit for a bad contestant leaving a bad show that nobody cares about makes those Moms feel good about themselves, well, you go girl. But I do wish you’d spend more time working on your own family you spend so much time spouting values about. Cause you know these are the same Middle America Moms whose sons and daughters are on meth while their husbands are diddling little boys at the local church.

Get out my face.