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There were so many ugly outfits at the New Now Next Awards.

I’m offended. The gays are supposed to have style, right? Then shouldn’t the people in attendance pay homage to that grand stereotype and dress themselves in clothes that don’t give the viewers at home secondhand embarrassment? I feel like everybody said “fuck these fake-ass awards. I’ma just throw on some scraps from JoAnn’s Fabrics and call it a day.”

Let me tell you a story.

I was waiting for Azealia Banks to step in it.

Once I read that interview a few months ago where she said she lets her white friends use the n-word, I was like….”This girl is young and dumb. She’s gonna fuck it up big time and soon.”

And she did.

Granted, she was talking to Perez Hilton, so it’s kind of like….eh. But still. She’s a dummy. A 21-year-old dummy who thinks she knows everything already.

Look at this photo.

I like how everybody other than the Gay Media thinks Perez Hilton looks a hot mess.

If I see one more gay blog with this stupid picture and an accompanying caption along the likes of OMGAWD WHEN DID HE GET SO HAWT?! SWOON! OMG PEREZ IS SEXY NOW I will jump out this window. Everybody else in Internet Land clearly sees that he looks A) Hungry B) Old and C) Hungry.

Way to go, Gays, once again being full of Complete Fail, getting more mileage out of that tired myth that all you need is visible abdominal muscles to be sexy. Abs or not, he’s still a horrible person who now looks like a 50 year old circuit queen with a meth habit and some very expensive dental work. And sucking it in so hard your ribs are showing has never been cute on anybody, lookin straight up Auschwitz and Uncomfortable.

10:27 pm • 9 April 2012 • Let's talk about what you think.
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