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I live in a constant state of early 90s.
When college rock was good, and black people were still on TV.

     Rep. Joe Garcia (D-FL) picks his ear and eats it on C-SPAN.

I know House Judiciary Committee Meetings are boring, but really Joe?  This is so much worse than picking your nose and eating it because at least your nose holes and mouth holes are connected.  Impeach him.  Now.  Can you impeach a Representative?  What’s the correct process for kicking a Rep out of office?  Whatever it is, that’s what I need to happen.

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1:02 pm  •  13 May 2014  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Governor Jan Brewer (R-AZ) has disappeared!


Arizona!  What is you doing?!  Forreal forreal, y’all must be trolling at this point.  Do you need someone to talk to?  Tell me what’s really going on because y’all can’t seem to stay out of the news these days.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) has departed her state for an undisclosed location as part of a secretive week-long work trip, the Associated Press reported on Monday.

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7:54 am  •  5 December 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Cory Booker is going to live on food stamps for a month.

America’s Favorite Mayor strikes again!

(Y’all like my MS Paint skillz?  I’m so technological and artsy.)

But seriously.  Cory Booker will live in the projects to help bring drug activity down, he will shovel the snow from your driveway, he will save you from a burning building, and now he will live on food stamps to show critics how vital school lunches are to families who can’t always afford to feed their families at home.

Just hand this man the 2016 Presidential election now.  Can we do that?  Oh, we can’t?  Well can I just hand him my drawls instead because my body is ready for you Mayor Booker!

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1:00 pm  •  21 November 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Raped and pregnant? You can thank God for that.

The latest Republican to see rape as a blessing from Jesus is Indiana Republican Senate candidate Richard Mourdock.

Mourdock.  Ugh.  It’s Murdock you asshole.  Dude doesn’t even spell is own name right.

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1:47 pm  •  24 October 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll would like you to know that she is too pretty to be a black lesbian.

Or her hair is too straight.  Or she is too lite-skinted.  Or she looks too bougie.

::shrug::  I don’t really know what this heffah is talkin about either.  All I know is, her former assistant says she walked in on Ms. Carroll having lesbian sex in the office and Ms. Carroll says that can’t possibly be true because she doesn’t *look* like a black lesbian.

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11:31 am  •  17 July 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Jesse Jackson Jr. is exhausted.

Well how bout that.  I didn’t even know black men could get that.  I thought exhaustion was something only rich white girls with no jobs could get treated for.

Illinois Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has been on “a medical leave of absence” from Congress since June 10, his office announced Monday.

A statement revealed that he “is being treated for exhaustion” and offered no additional details—the first public confirmation of Jackson’s absence. “He asks that you respect his family’s privacy,” the statement read.


I guess I’d be tired too if I was slinging it in all up and through other women and trying to start fist fights on the floor of the House of Representatives.  Granted, that was a few years ago and Triple Jay says he’s changed his ways since then, but clearly something don’t smell right.

You don’t just randomly get exhausted from your taxing day job of passing no laws and making no progress on the economy.

8:28 pm  •  26 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Read this quote.

“Well, I was asked today how many homes I had, and I said, ‘Well, I have one less than John Kerry.’ Didn’t seem to bother the Democrats when they had him”

—Mitt Romney to Neil Cavuto on Faux News


That’s real cute Mitt.

Except, John Kerry’s houses were bought with his wife’s ketchup fortune, while your houses were paid for by your own personal corporate greed and shifty business practices.

Nice try, boo boo.

1:45 pm  •  6 June 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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     Rep. James Lankford (R-OK) says you can fire someone for being gay.

Because it’s a choice.


Ok, let’s go with that.  So what if it is a choice?  And?  I’m a grown-ass man.  I can do what I want with my own time in my own house with my own penis.

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7:05 pm  •  16 May 2012  •   Let's talk about what you think.

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