Arizona! What is you doing?! Forreal forreal, y’all must be trolling at this point. Do you need someone to talk to? Tell me what’s really going on because y’all can’t seem to stay out of the news these days.
Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) has departed her state for an undisclosed location as part of a secretive week-long work trip, the Associated Press reported on Monday.
(Y’all like my MS Paint skillz? I’m so technological and artsy.)
But seriously. Cory Booker will live in the projects to help bring drug activity down, he will shovel the snow from your driveway, he will save you from a burning building, and now he will live on food stamps to show critics how vital school lunches are to families who can’t always afford to feed their families at home.
Just hand this man the 2016 Presidential election now. Can we do that? Oh, we can’t? Well can I just hand him my drawls instead because my body is ready for you Mayor Booker!
Or her hair is too straight. Or she is too lite-skinted. Or she looks too bougie.
::shrug:: I don’t really know what this heffah is talkin about either. All I know is, her former assistant says she walked in on Ms. Carroll having lesbian sex in the office and Ms. Carroll says that can’t possibly be true because she doesn’t *look* like a black lesbian.
Well how bout that. I didn’t even know black men could get that. I thought exhaustion was something only rich white girls with no jobs could get treated for.
Illinois Democratic Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has been on “a medical leave of absence” from Congress since June 10, his office announced Monday.
A statement revealed that he “is being treated for exhaustion” and offered no additional details—the first public confirmation of Jackson’s absence. “He asks that you respect his family’s privacy,” the statement read.
I guess I’d be tired too if I was slinging it in all up and through other women and trying to start fist fights on the floor of the House of Representatives. Granted, that was a few years ago and Triple Jay says he’s changed his ways since then, but clearly something don’t smell right.
You don’t just randomly get exhausted from your taxing day job of passing no laws and making no progress on the economy.