Does anybody else ever wonder what Congress does all day? All I see is random senators and representatives on MSNBC and CNN and Faux News complaining about how their party tried to do X, Y, and Z, while the opposing party shot them down because they are anti-American and they’re evil and they don’t wash behind their ears and they club baby seals and they cut off all the Do Not Remove tags on mattresses. So what are they doing and why does so little legislation actually get passed?
Enter: The Poison Pill, language tacked onto a bill which makes the bill un-passable by the other party while simultaneously creating confrontational talking points to feed to the media.
You remember that time Mel Gibson was super popular? He was in some really good movies back to back to back and people generally had really nice things to say about him. There were rumors that he might be a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs, but what’s a little bigotry when you’re entertaining the masses right? This is America! The country founded upon money and inequality!
But then he went Full Blown Bigot, quite publicly, and now, nobody will go near him.
North Carolina just made themselves the Mel Gibson of states.
We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.
She all mad and shit because Obama came out in support of marriage equality so she felt the need to Feign Relevancy and bang out a blog post…….kind of the way Levi banged out her unwed, teenaged vagina and left her a single mother with the father nowhere in sight.
Here Bristol, I’ve drawn you a seat: \_ Sit down, trick.
Hawaii just had to prove to Arizona that Obama was born there.
