Can I get the transcript on that conversation though??? The BALLS on Mark Sanford must be GINORMOUS! Assuming he still has any, because if I was Jenny, I woulda castrated that fool on the spot.
Since their divorce, the Sanfords have barely been on speaking terms; when they do talk, it’s usually about the boys. But Mark went to meet with Jenny at her house this past December to discuss the congressional race.
I’m gonna do my best to keep this classy and not attack her personally for how her voice makes me want to take my own skin off and roll around in a bag of rocksalt because I know it will be less painful than listening to her talk. I also won’t address her awful topknot (Girl you knew were filming a video, would it hurt to do a quick blow dry or rollerset or something? The internet is FOREVER.)
Of course you haven’t, because who gives a cold shit about Mark Sanford anymore. You can watch it if you want, or you can read the transcript:
Washington math blah blah something something actually saying the word “gub’mint” blah blah something making mistakes god of second chances because I used the state’s money to fly to Argentina and cheat on my wife blah blah something vote for me
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Washington. Y’all give me gas.
By a robust bipartisan majority, the Senate voted Tuesday to renew the Violence Against Women Act with new assurances that gays and lesbians, immigrants and Native American women will have equal access to the act’s anti-domestic violence programs.
The 78-22 Senate vote to reauthorize the two-decade-old act that has shielded millions of women from abuse and helped reduce national rates of domestic violence turns the focus to the House, where Republican leaders are working to come up with their own version.
92nd percentile on my News IQ? I always could take a test. I missed a perfect score on my SAT by only one question.
::brush my shoulders off::
I just wanted to put you all on notice that I really do pay attention to the world outside of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I am an informed citizen, OK? I be knowin stuff.
Sane people, self included, are saying he’s a dick, and I personally want to punch him in the face. I won’t, obviously, because he has a bunch of guns, but the feeling is real and relevant.
He makes some good points, points that I could respectfully disagree with if he had respectfully presented them. But he’s such an entitled asshole.
Republican Jesus™ is very different than the Jesus you and I are familiar with. First off, he is White. Not just white, but White. Republican Jesus™ has a special place in his heart for America. Specifically, White America.
They’ve increased the budget for defending DOMA by 600%. Really, Repubs? Y’all don’t have anything better to spend that money on? Three million dollars is a lot of money to waste on people you don’t even like. And gay marriage is indeed inevitable so it really is a complete waste of three million dollars.
Mark Sanford asked his ex-wife to be his campaign manager.
