The 2016 Presidential Election…by Bianca Del Rio, Courtney Act, and Adore Delano.
We’re almost halfway through the year 2014, so that means a new Presidential election campaign season is almost upon us.
We’re also quickly approaching the crowning of America’s Next Drag Superstar.
Since Bianca Del Rio is going to win…I mean….since the final three are competing for the crown tonight, let’s use some of their gifs to talk about who is probably going to run for President in 2016 because clearly these two subjects go hand in hand.
(Or it’s a slow day in the office and I’m too hungover to deal with all this actual work on my desk.)
12:00 pm • 19 May 2014 •
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West Virginia’s newest Republican politician is 17 years old.
Saira Blair is running for the state legislature and she already defeated Del. Larry Kump (R) who had previously held the seat for the past three terms.
She’s up against Democrat Layne Diehl in the general election this November and Blair is favored to win since Mitt Romney took two-thirds of the district in the last election.
So, in summary…don’t ever go to West Virginia because they elect teenagers to office.
3:56 pm • 16 May 2014 •
Diane Humetewa is now our first federal Native American judge.
Diane Humetewa, Arizona State University Special Advisor to the President for American Indian Affairs, has been named the first American Indian woman to serve as a federal judge.
Let’s get the obvious out of the way: It’s really sad that we are stillhaving “firsts” in the US, especially this kind of “first” is representing the people we stole the whole country from anyway. That said, Miss Diane better work that Hopi bone structure and dispense ALL the justice.
Now I have a question for any Native American readers:
10:00 am • 16 May 2014 •
New anti-Hillary tactic: She may have brain damage.
First, being a woman made her a bad candidate. Then being too old. Then it was being an old woman. Then it was being an old, unattractive woman. Also there’s Benghazi. And she’s Bill’s wife.
Now Karl Rove is suggesting she may have brain damage resulting from her blood clot episode back in 2013.
Ain’t she ain’t even said she’s running yet. This is already so messy.
4:01 pm • 13 May 2014 •
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Antarctica is nearing the point of no return. It’s time to stop arguing the Why and work on a solution.
Scientists are now saying the glaciers on and around West Antarctica are approaching (or have already passed) the point of irreversible damage. It’s just ice, so who cares right? Because ice melts and all of those expensive coastal cities where we’ve sunk billions of dollars and packed in billions of people will be flooded. There are parts of Florida regularly experiencing flooding where that wasn’t an issue before, but Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) isn’t bothered because he’s not convinced climate change is man made. Can we take a different angle and just ask Does it really matter the reason?
12:05 pm • 13 May 2014 •
Michele Bachmann votes against women’s history museum because she thinks it’s about abortion.
I just loathe a simple broad who can’t even see the forest for the damn trees. Are you really that hung up on fetuses that you can’t even give a vote to have a discussion about a women’s history museum? This bill isn’t even for money — it’s just to flesh the idea out and she is too worried about unborn babies to take a beat and really think it through. Michele herself is slated to be featured in the damn museum! I cannot with this heffa.
5:45 pm • 12 May 2014 •
Today in Coonery: Black GA Republican candidate runs to Cliven Bundy’s defense.
Mr. Bundy is not a racist. Mr. Bundy is a patriot standing up for his rights! — Derrick Grayson.
Derrick Grayson has his lips firmly planted on the collective asscrack of White America and would like to confirm that for you with this little video defending Cliven Bundy’s racist comments about Black people being better off as slaves.
6:00 pm • 5 May 2014 •
NC GOP candidate’s past as a drag queen exposed days before election.
This smug-faced little cocksucking bigot right here:
I don’t even have to go to the gym today because the expenditure of energy it took to roll my eyes to this degree has to be equal to 30 minutes of lifting. It’s actually 50/50 laugh/eyeroll at this point because these children are just so sad.
4:00 pm • 4 May 2014 •