NY rules viewing child porn isn’t against the law.

…………………………..wat.

Viewing child pornography online not a crime: New York court ruling
By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow

In a controversial decision that is already sparking debate around the country, the New York Court of Appeals ruled on Tuesday that viewing child pornography online is not a crime.

“The purposeful viewing of child pornography on the internet is now legal in New York,” Senior Judge Carmen Beauchamp Ciparick wrote in a majority decision for the court. (cont.)

WHAT?!

Octomom is a porn star now.

Some website is paying her actual moneys to take her clothes off and play with her vagina. How are they going to make that money back? Who wants to see that?

People I’d Rather Watch Masturbate Other Than Nadya Suleman Who Are Also Broke & Desperate:

Lindsay Lohan
Sheree Whitfield
Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas
The guy who fixed my ceiling
Anyone that has ever been on Dancing with the Stars
People who live in Montana
Pauly Shore
Tiffany “New York” Pollard
Professional bowlers
Jiggly Caliente
Those guys dressed up like the Statue of Liberty who wave signs on the street for me to get my taxes done.

I can’t watch ATM porn. I’m like “I did not see a wet nap magically appear.”

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Who is following all those porn blogs by straight guys?

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Every tumblr suggested to me by tumblrbot…

…is full of chunky hairy dudes with no clothes on.

I’m not upset per se.

Just weirded out that I’ve become That Guy who only follows bear porn.

Lindsay Lohan paid a porn star to bang her.

According to Alex “Voodoo” Torres anyway.

Torres, who goes by the screen name Voodoo, talked with The Jim Richards Show on Newstalk 1010 in Toronto on Friday when he divulged his A-list romp.

“Ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Voodoo says. “I’m not joking!”

Not only does Voodoo claim to have had “relations” with Lindsay, but he makes it sound like she paid him.

“Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I’m not joking!” he says. (cont.)

I don’t know if this is true or not because Voodoo strikes me as a major douchenozzle, but really, I don’t even care. All of ^^this^^ is just an excuse for me to post naked pictures of Voodoo because I have been in love with him for like a decade now.

Santorum wants to ban pornography.

Well that’s it. He definitely won’t be President now.

…Santorum criticized the Obama administration for turning “a blind eye … to the scourge of pornography” and for refusing to enforce obscenity laws.

“If elected President, I will appoint an Attorney General who will do so,” Santorum writes. “While the Obama Department of Justice seems to favor pornographers over children and families, that will change under a Santorum Administration.” (cont.)

I mean, saying you hate pornography is all well and good and everything. It makes for good soundbytes. It plays to Conservatives who also like to say they hate pornography. But you know Utah has the highest viewership of Internet porn? Yeah. Super-conservative Utah, where most of those crazy mormons would indeed say “OMG I HATE PORNO!” (They still say “porno” there. It’s like 1993 still.) And then they go home to log onto Redtube.

Not a smart move there, Ricky Santo. Not at all.

Just keep saying you hate gays, immigrants, and women. That works a lot better in this country.

Gay-for-Pay Danny from Sean Cody is an MMA fighter now.

And this little fuckface is pissing me the hell off.

“Danny” (real name Dakota Cochrane, which is kind of hella perfect for a gay porn star) had lots of gay sex on camera in college, and now he’s competing on the new season of The Ultimate Fighter.

…Everyone has a past. But in the testosterone-filled sports world, Cochrane’s past proved impossible to outrun. What he describes as a temporary lapse in judgment from his college days continues to revisit him. It did again this week, shortly after FX announced that he had been chosen as one of the 32 finalists that will compete for a chance to be on that network’s first season of The Ultimate Fighter. Within 24 hours, the news was all over the MMA blogosphere: while in college, he had participated in gay pornography.

“It’s definitely a decision I regret,” he told MMA Fighting. “If I would have known what would happen I definitely wouldn’t have done it. But I had money issues and I needed help. I went there to do pictures, and they started throwing pretty high numbers in front of me. I didn’t really think. It was a big mistake.” (cont.)

Alright.

Let’s get really real.