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Look at this photo.

Behold! The delicate visage of America’s most successful porn star celebrating her upcoming 39th birthday. That’s 39. As in this is not a picture of a 53-year-old woman trying to reclaim her youth.

Way to pick ‘em, straight friends!

And this heffah don’t even do anal….

James Deen gave an interview about California’s new condom legislation for porn.

And in the process, proves he’s way more than just a really nice penis.

Progressives won a lot of battles on Election Day, but we definitely dropped the ball on Measure B which requires condom usage in all pornographic films shot in California. The porn industry in LA is a billion-dollar industry and the city will definitely take a hit if the industry picks up and moves to Florida or Las Vegas.

My knee-jerk reaction was in support of the measure. Condoms are safer than no condoms. The industry is self-policing, but what happens when someone — like Mr. Marcus — fakes their STD test? Bareback porn promotes unsafe sex practices in the real world, so it’s really for the good of everyone, both viewers and performers, for the actors to wear condoms.

It’s really not that cut & dry though, and it took a porn star to break it down to me.

Does Justin Bieber’s sex doll have a penis?

I need somebody who bought that to tell me what the penis is like. Or somebody who knows somebody who bought it. I mean, I’ll know it’s you who bought it, but I won’t press the issue, because if I bought a Justin Bieber sex doll I wouldn’t want to admit it either.

Mr. Marcus gave everybody The Syph.

When I heard one man put the Southern California porn empire to a grinding halt because he was spreading syphilis, I just knew it would be some Nobody Scrub Dude strapped for cash and fudging his records so he could pay his bills and bang chicks he’d have no chance with otherwise.

But it was my boo Mr. Marcus! I am so sad. I actually kind of like him (but only in that whole “If I had a pussy I would probably let him beat it up secretly and never tell anybody” sort of way.)

Courtney Stodden just turned 18.

And the porn studios are already sniffing around.

Now that she’s “legal” — at least 4 porno companies are hoping she puts her money (and a whole lot more) where her mouth is … offering her lucrative XXX contracts.

Steroids do actually kill you.

Gay pornstar Erik Rhodes died of a heart attack this morning.

Forget Magic Mike. I’m trynna see some actual peen on the screen.

And that ain’t where it is. I don’t know why people are so excited about that whack-ass movie. I don’t need to see any more pale white man cakes. There is enough of that in my Real Life. If there’s no cock shot, why am I paying for a $13 NYC movie ticket? To see some butts? Butts are everywhere. That’s like going all the way to Italy just to eat some basic-ass McDonald’s. I paid for Italian food!

Luckily for me, James Deen is not afraid to show the whole cannoli and now he’s in a real movie!

And Lindsay Lohan will be there too. Doing something, I don’t know.

Look at this photo.

Nail-biting, speedo husband material, super-hung porn star Girth Brooks.

(Source: n-i-c-k-g, via superbears)