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Look at this photo.

One half of porn-duo (NSFW) Maverick Men in leather, Husband Material Hunter.

Look at this photo.

girlswatchporn:

I noticed they replaced the brown girl and fat girl with more thin white women.

^^What she said.

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4:11 pm • 27 October 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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To all the guys in porn who do double (and triple) penetration scenes…

It is SO uncomfortable to watch because it’s always so degrading! They’re always beating on the poor girl and spitting on her and calling her all sorts of names and choking her and pulling her hair and basically punishing her poor little crotchholes. It’s like they have to be ULTRA manly to counteract the fact that you are rubbing your penis against another penis in a decidedly homosexual fashion. Just because there’s a girl in the situation doesn’t change the fact that you could basically get the same sensation from just wrapping a fist around both of your dicks and humping each other. Because you do realize you’re just humping each other, right?

Oh and the middle guy in a triple-penetration scene? The one with his asshole just WIDE open to the camera, bent over so the third guy can climb in behind him? Yeah dude…make sure you groom that thing or take another position. I seriously thought someone had glued a tumbleweave to your anus.

7:32 pm • 29 September 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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I love when girls randomly post gay porn.

It’s always hot guys doing hot things…as opposed to when gay guys post gay porn and it’s like LOOK AT THIS BIG THROBBING PENIS AND OPEN ASSHOLE.

1:59 am • 26 August 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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I don’t think Chris Crocker is ugly.

I just think he’s competely Generic and Average in every way. He looks like every other southern, white, 20something twink with duckface and a closet full of Abercrombie.

Three reasons why Anya is my favorite Project Runway contestant:

She is gorgeous! By far, the most beautiful person to grace Lifetime TV since Shemar Mooore on that one guest-spot on some rerun of The Nanny.
She totally slayed all the bitches with that (ugly) outfit and got her non-sewing ass in the top 3 on the very first challenge.
She has a sex tape. Like, a real one. Not the kind with fuzzy closeups of peen in vag, but a threesome with My Dream Husband and some random Asian chick. And let me reiterate that this man is Everything. He’s got the messy ponytail and perfectly-sized ManParts, and enough swag to get two girls to let him stick it in the butt. On camera.

Obviously what’s after the jump is NSFW.
Note: I really wanted to embed this because the site where I found it has so many pop-ups. So, I found the embed code in the source document for the actual page, but I cannot find an autoplay function to disable. Beware, it does start automatically when you when click into the post, but you can pause and junk. And it’s better than pop-ups.

Edit: I fixed it. No more autoplay.

Girls are weird.

So I have a secret porn tumblr.

Duh, have we met?
No, I’m not telling you what it is.
Yes, it is totally amazing.

And I am always surprised by how many girls—regular, boring, “my tumblr is full of pretty dresses and pictures of food” girls—follow it. Do your friends know you’re looking at peniseseses on tumblr? Are they doing it too? Is this some secret girl thing that dudes never got let in on?

I need to know.

And: Who knew there was so much porn on tumblr? Honestly, I don’t really consider myself a “tumblr user.” I just like to write junk for people to read. And this is an easy blogging platform. I think most tumblrs are monotonous anyway, with the same pictures everyone else reblogs. So, I only follow like 200 and the majority of them are people I know in my actual life.

200 on this dashboard.

I could easily follow thousands of porn blogs on my other one and not get bored. Where are all these dirty people hiding? We should hang out and get frappuccinos. Just the amount of naked activity on tumblr is insane. I think it was about 3 or 4 months on this blog when I realized I had 2,000 followers. Porn is popular. It was like 1,000 pervy (wonderful!) people in two weeks.

You know what? I think I just figured out where they’re all hiding. I mean, my +18 tumblr is a secret, so I bet there’s a lot of secret freaks out there hiding behind tumblrs full of memes and lame song lyrics and Harry Potter gifs. Sneaky sneaky! Maybe I’ll go play “Spot the social deviants” while I listen to this Kelly Rowland album. It’ll give me something to do because I have a feeling it’s about to be boring as hell.

4:59 pm • 28 July 2011 • Let's talk about what you think.
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I never actually post porn.

But this is an exception. Because I still really like this clip.