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Look at this photo.

This TLC biopic is going to be so amazing(ly tragic) and I cannot wait. If they don’t discuss how they decided T-Boz should have that haircut, then I’m rebuking the whole project.

Also, did you know “…Baby One More Time” was originally written for TLC before being given to Britney Spears? Now listen to it again and tell me that’s not Tionne’s range.

I’m bout to go watch TLC’s Behind the Music and get my life together.

Weekly Charts.

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The Pussycat Dolls “I Don’t Need A Man”

Valentine’s Day theme song since forever because I DON’T need a man, you hear me? Shit, I’m too much man for my damn self. That’s why I’m so fabulous, so I can tame all this masculinity down some.

::hairflip::

Look at this photo.

Weekly Charts.

Behind the Music: Nicole Scherzinger

I’ve been a Nicole stan for over a decade now, but even I had to stop and say “hollup…VH1 is making Behind the Musics for people who don’t really make any music?” She has yet to score an actual hit outside of a girl group and both of her (prefabricated) girl groups fell apart because can’t nobody work with the girl.

Watch this video.

Sunday Videos: Best of Reality Singing Competitions Edition

Popstars - Eden’s Crush “Get Over Yourself”

Before Girlicious…before Danity Kane…before the Pussy-on-display Dolls…there was Eden’s Crush.

THIS IS SO BAD! They look unsure, uncoordinated, unready, and AWKWARD. But I would be lying if I said my tiny gay self wasn’t completely obsessed with these mediocre bitches. I thought they were going to be IT! They weren’t, obviously. But let me just relive this moment in time anyway.

Props to Nicole, even 10 years ago, stealing the show with a minimum of talent. I’m still Team Scherzinger though, forever and always. She still can’t buy a hit single with all the pelvic thrusts in the world, but at least she isn’t the fashion tragedy that has become Aubrey O’Day. ::shudder::

Simon has finally seen the light and replaced Cheryl with Nicole.

And the congregation says “Amen!”